banner
LightNews LightNews
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛
@bezzyboop.bsky.social
690 followers 310 following 13K posts
Cats🐈‍⬛,gardens🌻, art🖼, horse racing 🐎,crafting🪡, dark humour.If you can't be nice, be reasonable. COYS! Can almost speak Greek 🇬🇷 Do Not DM unless we've been friends here for ages. I wont auto follow you back if your profile pic is a cat. Insta-blocks twats.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · Feb 21
Jessie just knocked my wine over whilst flopping over for tummy tickles. Trying to mop up the wine I set fire to my hair with a candle. Jessie has run away and won't come near me.
Another average night at Chez Bez.
3 18
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
Sorry, its late and I'm tired.... are we talking about the Arab Spring?
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
Bit your natural charm....
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
A fruit seller got his cart overturned....and all hell broke loose?

Yep, these mild mannered protestors are on the tipping point
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
🤣🤣🤣
1
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
I'm not going to binge so no spoilers, please!
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
"Awf with his head"!
( sorry for repeating myself BP)
1 2
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
But has more morals in her little finger than LK has in her entire body.
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
That's a lovely way of describing how the, much needed, tsunami starts.
1
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
Mummy paid?
1
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
I feel like I've spent far too large a percentage of my life adjusting those bastard hinges!
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
We saw them in SE Kent last year! Several times
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's fucking brilliant!
1
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 2h
... all those unused cells in The Tower...
1 1
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 2h
People deactivate because if you simply don't come on here for a while you return to a load of @'s that you need to reply to.
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 2h
Where the one saying it is actually the one pulling the strings? Maybe.

I think KC3 has simply had enough and told his twat of a brother to do one....
A few hundred years ago it would have been "Awf with his head"!
1 1
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 2h
You think the Yanks would have sufficient grasp of etiquette to inform the Palace?
Or insufficient fear of having their communications tapped?
1 2
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 2h
That would involve Andrew knowing what's about to happen.
Still want to hope it happens though..
1 3
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 2h
* petard
1
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 2h
She said she was going on holiday to Crete...maybe she's doing a digital de-tox whilst she's away?
1 2
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 2h
"Those rivals few hours were brutal"?
I would imagine the whole 5 ¹/² months were f***ing brutal 🤣
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 2h
You've got no reason to be guilty and your friend should understand your reason for wanting to lay low tomorrow.
They'll get over it.
Now look after yourself V xx
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 3h
Orange with black is SO October!
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 3h
Of course they weren't, you are too modest
1 1
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 12h
About the size of a grapefruit.
2 1
bezzyboop.bsky.social
Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d
I think only blocking will get the message across
1 2