Beryl May Contain Nuts
@bezzyboop.bsky.social
Cats🐈⬛,gardens🌻, art🖼, horse racing 🐎,crafting🪡, dark humour.If you can't be nice, be reasonable. COYS! Can almost speak Greek 🇬🇷
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I wont auto follow you back if your profile pic is a cat.
Insta-blocks twats.
Actually bothered to watch the whole thing!
.... My children's father was Mick
Currently serving a 19 year sentence for paedophilia
He should have gone down years before for domestic violence...
.... My children's father was Mick
Currently serving a 19 year sentence for paedophilia
He should have gone down years before for domestic violence...
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Actually bothered to watch the whole thing!
.... My children's father was Mick
Currently serving a 19 year sentence for paedophilia
He should have gone down years before for domestic violence...
.... My children's father was Mick
Currently serving a 19 year sentence for paedophilia
He should have gone down years before for domestic violence...
If my experience is typical, you'll get someone else's photographs
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If my experience is typical, you'll get someone else's photographs
🎶 oh, Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind🎶
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
🎶 oh, Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind🎶
And awaiting the blackmail notes 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
And awaiting the blackmail notes 🤣
But, you know WHY...
I knew my knee was being scanned, and I knew why
I knew my ear canals were being scanned, and I knew why
Only with dementia could you have an MRI and not know why
I knew my knee was being scanned, and I knew why
I knew my ear canals were being scanned, and I knew why
Only with dementia could you have an MRI and not know why
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
But, you know WHY...
I knew my knee was being scanned, and I knew why
I knew my ear canals were being scanned, and I knew why
Only with dementia could you have an MRI and not know why
I knew my knee was being scanned, and I knew why
I knew my ear canals were being scanned, and I knew why
Only with dementia could you have an MRI and not know why
Last seen posting circa 3pm, going to the pub.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Last seen posting circa 3pm, going to the pub.
' allowed a pass without honours'
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
' allowed a pass without honours'
We all know how that story ends...
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
We all know how that story ends...
I'm either
A tired
B drunk ....or
C your reply makes no sense...
I'm going for C !
A tired
B drunk ....or
C your reply makes no sense...
I'm going for C !
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'm either
A tired
B drunk ....or
C your reply makes no sense...
I'm going for C !
A tired
B drunk ....or
C your reply makes no sense...
I'm going for C !
Wtf is Bluesky Harvest Day?
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Wtf is Bluesky Harvest Day?
"Unexpected item in the scanning area"
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Unexpected item in the scanning area"
Love black pudding, but I can't say I consider it a 'Christmas meat'!
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Love black pudding, but I can't say I consider it a 'Christmas meat'!
That would last me well into February!
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
That would last me well into February!
How many people is he feeding, ffs?
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
How many people is he feeding, ffs?
I see going to bed in my future
Nighty-night BP 💤
Nighty-night BP 💤
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I see going to bed in my future
Nighty-night BP 💤
Nighty-night BP 💤
She's moved back to Wales... I have other mates.
The soup incident was shortly after my OH died...
Asked her to go to shop for can of 'own brand' tomato soup..
She came back with 3 cans of Baxters 'special offer' 'because its nicer'
Threw one at her head
No going back from that
The soup incident was shortly after my OH died...
Asked her to go to shop for can of 'own brand' tomato soup..
She came back with 3 cans of Baxters 'special offer' 'because its nicer'
Threw one at her head
No going back from that
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
She's moved back to Wales... I have other mates.
The soup incident was shortly after my OH died...
Asked her to go to shop for can of 'own brand' tomato soup..
She came back with 3 cans of Baxters 'special offer' 'because its nicer'
Threw one at her head
No going back from that
The soup incident was shortly after my OH died...
Asked her to go to shop for can of 'own brand' tomato soup..
She came back with 3 cans of Baxters 'special offer' 'because its nicer'
Threw one at her head
No going back from that
I think I quietly sat at the back and formed an opinion of religion based on RK teacher throwing bibles....
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I think I quietly sat at the back and formed an opinion of religion based on RK teacher throwing bibles....
It is.
And I miss her.
Our final falling out was over a tin of soup.
And I miss her.
Our final falling out was over a tin of soup.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It is.
And I miss her.
Our final falling out was over a tin of soup.
And I miss her.
Our final falling out was over a tin of soup.
Ceasar ad sum jam for te
Brutes et erat
Ceasar sic en omnibus
Brutes sic en at
In my school it was the Religious Knowledge teacher who threw blackboard rubbers...
And, when really angry, threw Bibles 🤣
Brutes et erat
Ceasar sic en omnibus
Brutes sic en at
In my school it was the Religious Knowledge teacher who threw blackboard rubbers...
And, when really angry, threw Bibles 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Ceasar ad sum jam for te
Brutes et erat
Ceasar sic en omnibus
Brutes sic en at
In my school it was the Religious Knowledge teacher who threw blackboard rubbers...
And, when really angry, threw Bibles 🤣
Brutes et erat
Ceasar sic en omnibus
Brutes sic en at
In my school it was the Religious Knowledge teacher who threw blackboard rubbers...
And, when really angry, threw Bibles 🤣
In her youth she was an Arthur Scargill 'handmaiden'
But couldn't see the power of going on strike in her everyday life...
Our friendship carried on for many years, but became strained after that day.
But couldn't see the power of going on strike in her everyday life...
Our friendship carried on for many years, but became strained after that day.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
In her youth she was an Arthur Scargill 'handmaiden'
But couldn't see the power of going on strike in her everyday life...
Our friendship carried on for many years, but became strained after that day.
But couldn't see the power of going on strike in her everyday life...
Our friendship carried on for many years, but became strained after that day.
Yeah, obviously I'd remember it better in fucking Latin 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yeah, obviously I'd remember it better in fucking Latin 🤣
Had a massive falling out with a bestie, years ago. She was always banging on about equality and why wasn't I backing her....
Me : why would you want equality when you already have superiority?
The hand that rocks the cradle etc
Me : why would you want equality when you already have superiority?
The hand that rocks the cradle etc
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Had a massive falling out with a bestie, years ago. She was always banging on about equality and why wasn't I backing her....
Me : why would you want equality when you already have superiority?
The hand that rocks the cradle etc
Me : why would you want equality when you already have superiority?
The hand that rocks the cradle etc