Ben Verschoor
@benverschoor.bsky.social
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Professional Dilettante. Pretends to release things under Pyrexia Productions. Writes film and other media criticism at http://cinema-purgatorio.ghost.io
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"I disapprove of you destroying the country, but I will defend to the death your ability to do it" ~ Voltaire, probably
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Bas Rutten should option his origin story for a martial arts movie, Bully of Bullies

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So she had so much work with me, I never wanted to bother with her that I was bullied, because I’m pretty sure that if my dad would’ve known, I don’t think he would’ve said, “Take him off.” I believe he would’ve said, “Keep him on there, because this is good for him.” But that’s where everything came from, because then I realized, “Wait a minute, that was easy.” So now I went after the bullies, all these bullies. I literally made a list. I went to every single one of them, I had a — and other kids in school who got bullied, guess who took care of that problem? Now I was the bully, the bully guy. I took care of all the bullies, so. And that was it. My mom and dad, they took me off, what I said, from taekwondo. But then, when I was 20, I moved out of the house. Immediately, I started doing karate, not realizing it was not full contact. So then I started Thai boxing within six months, and then, within three months, I started competing in Thai boxing. And one thing led to another, and bada bing, bada boom, now I’m here, talking to you.
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Quote skeet this post with someone you wish was still alive
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RIP dear Diane
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In the original Broadway cast of Hair, 1968 (photo by Richard Avedon)
B & W photo of Diane Keaton with the original cast of Hair. She has her hands to her face and a startled, somewhat bleary expression, as if she's emerging from a daze.
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Pete Postlethwaite never gave a bad performance and elevated every movie he was in
Alien³ William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet Inception The Town
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Quote skeet this post with someone you wish was still alive
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#Chicago restaurant and business owners: Please print, post, and share these door signs. Let Homan’s bounty hunters know they’re 𝘯𝘰𝘵 welcome to invade your establishment.

NOTE: You have the right to refuse service to anyone carrying a weapon or creating a threatening atmosphere for your patrons.
Printable door sign reading:

NOTICE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT AND IMMIGRATION AGENTS

[STOP sign symbol] 

NO ICE ENTRY

• Private Property - Entry Restricted by Law In this Business Without a Judicial Warrant Signed by a Judge

• This is a private business - You are not permitted to enter non-public areas.

• You may not search the premises or question employees without proper legal authorization.

• Any persons on this property have the right to remain silent and the right to an attorney.

• An ICE administration warrant - Form I-200 or I-205 - does not authorize entry into private areas.


[Lower bar]

In compliance with The Constitution of the United States of America, 4th amendment and The Immigrant Worker Protection Act AB 450
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Bas Rutten should option his origin story for a martial arts movie, Bully of Bullies

tim.blog/2022/09/19/b...
So she had so much work with me, I never wanted to bother with her that I was bullied, because I’m pretty sure that if my dad would’ve known, I don’t think he would’ve said, “Take him off.” I believe he would’ve said, “Keep him on there, because this is good for him.” But that’s where everything came from, because then I realized, “Wait a minute, that was easy.” So now I went after the bullies, all these bullies. I literally made a list. I went to every single one of them, I had a — and other kids in school who got bullied, guess who took care of that problem? Now I was the bully, the bully guy. I took care of all the bullies, so. And that was it. My mom and dad, they took me off, what I said, from taekwondo. But then, when I was 20, I moved out of the house. Immediately, I started doing karate, not realizing it was not full contact. So then I started Thai boxing within six months, and then, within three months, I started competing in Thai boxing. And one thing led to another, and bada bing, bada boom, now I’m here, talking to you.
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Isabella Rossellini's edutainment videos on the mating practices of insects and sundry invertebrates are little bursts of joy
Bee - Green Porno
YouTube video by Isabella Rossellini
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My mom has loved Diane Keaton since Annie Hall, and the best Christmas gift I've ever given her was a copy of Keaton's memoir I had her sign and personalize at a reading event in DC. I had mom unwrap it while on the phone and can still hear her disbelieving "Are you serious??" RIP to a real one. 2/2
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Diane Keaton was in "better" movies, but The First wives club came out when my parents were in the midst of a miserable divorce, and it became one of my mom's favorite movies. 1/2

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The First Wives Club - You Don't Own Me
YouTube video by WatchWithMati
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The most consistent narrative throughline of this film is Mark Kerr and Mark Coleman's relationship, and that's not an exaggeration
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This is the aesthetic of the future
Kyle wolf
@CRXSSF4DE
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated
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🐹 Before viral videos on TikTok or YouTube, there was Hampsterdance.

Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits.

You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222...

#Wayback1T

🧵
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He had an omniscient player on hand to shoot him with a slingshot if he let his mind wander, *obviously*
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how has this author never gotten invasive thoughts about pac man the new adventures on the snes
W hat is a Final Fantasy?
It’s an odd question to
ask, but not uncommon
these days, likely
because there is no easy answer. Why
uniquely ask it of this franchise? After
all, for all its changes from 2D to 3D and
its many spinoffs, nobody really ever
seems to ask what a Mario game is.
Have you ever heard anyone ask what a
Pac-Man game is? Zelda has undergone
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My buddy Zelda has very strong opinions on this stuff. A reminder that her dad left explicit instructions that he did NOT want corporations to be able to do this to him and that means us too. The bare minimum here is to respect the wishes of those who said NO.
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
zeldawilliams 
20m
From Create Mode 
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
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Gotta love PTA getting Leo to do his own meme in the context of armed revolutionaries
Leonardo DiCaprio, pointing. You know the one.
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We are losing something by having newsrooms where everyone who has more than a few years’ experience has gotten fired. I don’t fault a young writer for not knowing about things that happened before she was born. But now there are no editors to help give context to these stories, either.
Prince with “Slave” written on his face, in protest of his unfair recording contract, including lack of ownership of his master recordings.