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BZBA | Jackie Sparkles
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Rob is a 27-year-old fighting game obsessed he/they with a tattoo of the echochrome figure on his upper left thigh. They are currently a 2nd Dan in beatmania IIDX, albeit of the HAPPY ANGEL Refugee variety.
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Please come to the @bostonbluebeat.bsky.social (bi)monthly/local on Saturday for some #ArcSysSMS action that'll whet your appetite in ways that'll have you feeling thankful when it's all said and done!

Doors open at 2, SMS starts at 4!
$10 venue, $5 entry!
Come through!
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It's like watching the transfer of wealth in real time

#guiltygear
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Also please enjoy this very cute photo of me holding my "Salty Runback" watercolor painting. I can't wait to frame it!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I MADE A FIGHTING GAME INSPIRED CANDLE LMAO? 🕯️🏖️🕹️https://www.etsy.com/listing/4410956858/fighting-games-candle-the-salty-runback
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Damn near fell off the couch when @oliemack.bsky.social & @dark1x.bsky.social pointed out in their Kirby Air Riders technology review video that the new Bandai Namco game engine is called SOL-AVES (Latin for Sun Bird)
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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iisu hype audio representation
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I love that this photo looks like it was taken in 2003.
Happy Thanksgiving from the Pew Pew Bang crew!
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
HOSE MENDOZE!
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Know The Enemy
'Wonder Boy In Monster Land'
Master System
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Happy wall meat day, America.

You deserve all the meat in your walls.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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CB2025 Black Friday Sale!

30% off on all overstock and free shipping for USA orders over $100 at combobreaker.org/shop. Now through Monday, 12/1.

CB2026 event info dropping late December!
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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They just be putting AI in anything because this is my water tracker app. What do you mean AI Gulps??
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I hope that @haleyfax.bsky.social is having a wonderful day.

Also, shout out to the Mic Mac Mall.
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I am now in possession of a 3D printer.

As we speak, a Buddha is being formed by it (as a fitting test subject).

Big things are coming in the House of Sparkles.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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A proto of Guilty Gear X for Dreamcast had a 'FUCKIN' button
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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In Playstation All Stars, moves would change properties depending on if you were playing with a HDMI connection or RGY/Scart connections due to the lower frame rate of EU TV's.

This meant some attacks/combos would have a smaller hitbox on the 50hz connection because it skipped active frames.
July 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Congratulations to Friday's @travelingctrlr.bsky.social Breakers Revenge top 3:

1. @bowserbrowser.bsky.social (Sho)
2. @omnirabbit.bsky.social (Tia)
3. @beelzeburbia.bsky.social (Dao-Long)

See you Friday for more Breakers Revenge!
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM