Josh Wittge
@beefymcbae.bsky.social
He/Him. Entertainer, Host, Social Media/PR/Comms Pro for Gaming/Tech.
🌈 I monetize intrusive thoughts with @SelfAwareGoods.bsky.social, and organized ones at https://these-trying-times.ghost.io.
🌈 I monetize intrusive thoughts with @SelfAwareGoods.bsky.social, and organized ones at https://these-trying-times.ghost.io.
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Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
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Selling out all of your principles to please Trump might be rough but it's worth it in the end, when you have to pretend you didn't even want that job anyway in a sad tweet timed to the release of the Epstein Files so the fewest possible number of people notice that your whole life just blew apart.
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Selling out all of your principles to please Trump might be rough but it's worth it in the end, when you have to pretend you didn't even want that job anyway in a sad tweet timed to the release of the Epstein Files so the fewest possible number of people notice that your whole life just blew apart.
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” yeah well I took an edible and a bunch of Benadryl and the voice of the Great Lord of the Dark said shut the fuck up Brandon
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” yeah well I took an edible and a bunch of Benadryl and the voice of the Great Lord of the Dark said shut the fuck up Brandon
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damn -- after 5 minutes of demolishing Brendan Carr, Andy Kim still had some left over for Ted Cruz
(wait for it at the end of the clip)
(wait for it at the end of the clip)
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
damn -- after 5 minutes of demolishing Brendan Carr, Andy Kim still had some left over for Ted Cruz
(wait for it at the end of the clip)
(wait for it at the end of the clip)
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He'll start a war to:
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
He'll start a war to:
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
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But that one guy said white men his age can’t get work in Hollywood.
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
But that one guy said white men his age can’t get work in Hollywood.
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Trump now seeming to justify the murders of Rob and Michelle Reiner, saying online that the couple died, "reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME."
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Trump now seeming to justify the murders of Rob and Michelle Reiner, saying online that the couple died, "reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME."
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This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.
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the other part of this is that Rob Reiner made good things that impacted so many of us. He did good things that changed lives for the better. Make and do some good.
we should all watch a rob reiner movie tomorrow, this entire site, just pick one and put it on at like 8pm est
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
the other part of this is that Rob Reiner made good things that impacted so many of us. He did good things that changed lives for the better. Make and do some good.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Lil Nephew said I "look like the Grinch's girlfriend" so A+ to me!
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Lil Nephew said I "look like the Grinch's girlfriend" so A+ to me!
We enjoy staying booked and blessed.
December 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We enjoy staying booked and blessed.
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
He was listening to OBC Cats on tape lollll
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
He was listening to OBC Cats on tape lollll
Gaaaahhhh this is my happy place
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Gaaaahhhh this is my happy place
You know, it strikes me that a "Red Neck Hoedown" Drag Show, featuring music from all the nasty, shitty musicians who are m@g@, would probably really piss off the likes of Kid Rock.
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You know, it strikes me that a "Red Neck Hoedown" Drag Show, featuring music from all the nasty, shitty musicians who are m@g@, would probably really piss off the likes of Kid Rock.
Getting in geish for an Elf movie party this evening then speeding home to watch Wake Up Dead Man to avoid being spoiled
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Getting in geish for an Elf movie party this evening then speeding home to watch Wake Up Dead Man to avoid being spoiled
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It’s often said that too many political writers cover politics as if it’s sports. Actually they cover politics as if they are bad at covering sports
lol wut. dropping from 42 percent approval to 36 percent approval seems pretty significant. apnews.com/article/trum...
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s often said that too many political writers cover politics as if it’s sports. Actually they cover politics as if they are bad at covering sports
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There’s no need to treat these people as anything but the sordid rabble of crooks and grifters and subnormal bigots that they are.
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There’s no need to treat these people as anything but the sordid rabble of crooks and grifters and subnormal bigots that they are.
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Glasheen is in the process of utterly shaming himself.
WALKINSHAW: Are you familiar with the Proud Boys?
GLASHEEN: I'm familiar with the name
WALKINSHAW: Does the FBI still designate them as an extremist organization? They did during Trump's first term
GLASHEEN: We are in the process right now of changing our, uh, categories for domestic terrorism
GLASHEEN: I'm familiar with the name
WALKINSHAW: Does the FBI still designate them as an extremist organization? They did during Trump's first term
GLASHEEN: We are in the process right now of changing our, uh, categories for domestic terrorism
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Glasheen is in the process of utterly shaming himself.
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In a normal administration, this would be a career-ending, weeks-long scandal
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
In a normal administration, this would be a career-ending, weeks-long scandal
#tbt to being this grumpy gerblin wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Hermf_(...
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#tbt to being this grumpy gerblin wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Hermf_(...
If the choice really is Netflix or Fascism, why aren't the Loud Voices Against Mergers (who I don't disagree with, but HAVEN'T WE LEARNED ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF CHOICES) throwing their own money in and reviving the ethos originally behind United Artists?
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If the choice really is Netflix or Fascism, why aren't the Loud Voices Against Mergers (who I don't disagree with, but HAVEN'T WE LEARNED ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF CHOICES) throwing their own money in and reviving the ethos originally behind United Artists?
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
Simply one of the most terrifying puppets in entertainment history and I shan't brook arguments to the contrary.
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Simply one of the most terrifying puppets in entertainment history and I shan't brook arguments to the contrary.