beck eleven
@beckeleven.bsky.social
Freelance. Felines. Feminist.
Ōtautahi, NZ.
Ōtautahi, NZ.
Tonight I am one of the “responsible adults” at a 17 yr old’s party. I bet I see pashing and spewing.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Tonight I am one of the “responsible adults” at a 17 yr old’s party. I bet I see pashing and spewing.
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the state of it, they even took their photographer out to stage a mock photo of them rocking up to a council building like they're heavies collecting rent arrears or some shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
the state of it, they even took their photographer out to stage a mock photo of them rocking up to a council building like they're heavies collecting rent arrears or some shit
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I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
![X user wrotator asks: Hey @grok how would you describe Elon Musk’s physique? How about his mind? And his relationship with his kids?
Grok answers: Elon's intelligence ranks among the top 10 minds in history, rivalling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton through transformative innovations in multiple fields [buying websites, electric car companies and spacecraft and destroying them]. His physique, while not Olympian, places him in the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands. Regarding love for his children, he exemplifies profound paternal investment, fostering their potential amid global challenges, surpassing most historical figures in active involvement despite scale.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lss244cnzeoicm3p3nrg5ovh/bafkreibdrfwpkt563lqwl7xsvd5my6vufdjd7ov4sef4qm3sz4lx2t7jsq@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
Three Cat Thursday strikes again.
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Three Cat Thursday strikes again.
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Does the NZ Police need reminding of how to deal with alleged sexual violence? Journalist Michelle Duff draws them up a basic checklist.
YES, and how about the list goes to every CEO, Law Firm, HoD, the State Services commission, school heads, and male politicians throughout the country. #nzpol
YES, and how about the list goes to every CEO, Law Firm, HoD, the State Services commission, school heads, and male politicians throughout the country. #nzpol
Scorned women, great men: when will police update their take on sexual violence?
OPINION: Does the NZ Police need reminding of how to deal with alleged sexual violence? Journalist Michelle Duff draws them up a basic checklist.
www.1news.co.nz
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Does the NZ Police need reminding of how to deal with alleged sexual violence? Journalist Michelle Duff draws them up a basic checklist.
YES, and how about the list goes to every CEO, Law Firm, HoD, the State Services commission, school heads, and male politicians throughout the country. #nzpol
YES, and how about the list goes to every CEO, Law Firm, HoD, the State Services commission, school heads, and male politicians throughout the country. #nzpol
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Christchurch’s Cake-nic craze is here, with the second cake picnic in three months attracting 200 bakers.
Viral cake-nic trend takes off as hundreds turn out in Christchurch
Christchurch’s Cake-nic craze is here, with the second cake picnic in three months attracting 200 bakers.
dlvr.it
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Christchurch’s Cake-nic craze is here, with the second cake picnic in three months attracting 200 bakers.
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Riveted by this piece. observer.co.uk/style/featur...
The crime writers addicted to the mushroom murders | The Observer
observer.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Riveted by this piece. observer.co.uk/style/featur...
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@apocalypseelf.bsky.social I have misplaced my glasses. Please advise.,
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
@apocalypseelf.bsky.social I have misplaced my glasses. Please advise.,
I like big butts…
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I like big butts…
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Glad I thought to check the garden for strawberries today. This was all I found.
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Glad I thought to check the garden for strawberries today. This was all I found.
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Tick tock…
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tick tock…
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"Questions to the IPCA at the time noted that it was understood the officer had been stood down pending an investigation into his alleged inappropriate behaviour with female officers."
NOTE: female officerS, plural
Yet the investigation has gone nowhere after THREE YEARS!!!
NOTE: female officerS, plural
Yet the investigation has gone nowhere after THREE YEARS!!!
Police are refusing to say why an investigation into a high ranking Southland officer has taken nearly three years and is still not concluded.
Prolonged silence: Police investigation into high-ranking officer still unresolved
Police are refusing to say why an investigation into a high ranking Southland officer has taken nearly three years and is still not concluded.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"Questions to the IPCA at the time noted that it was understood the officer had been stood down pending an investigation into his alleged inappropriate behaviour with female officers."
NOTE: female officerS, plural
Yet the investigation has gone nowhere after THREE YEARS!!!
NOTE: female officerS, plural
Yet the investigation has gone nowhere after THREE YEARS!!!
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I’m a simple person. I wake up and have coffee, do the NYT crossword, wordle, connections and spelling bee. I could do these games on other sites but I like the NYT because of their font style and how they use my subscription to pay journalists who protect trump from being outed as a pedophile
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’m a simple person. I wake up and have coffee, do the NYT crossword, wordle, connections and spelling bee. I could do these games on other sites but I like the NYT because of their font style and how they use my subscription to pay journalists who protect trump from being outed as a pedophile
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
Woke up too damn earl for a Sunday. This keeps happening!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Woke up too damn earl for a Sunday. This keeps happening!!
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Three Cat Thursday begins again.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Three Cat Thursday begins again.
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MY FAMILY CAN'T EAT FOUNDATIONS NICOLA
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
MY FAMILY CAN'T EAT FOUNDATIONS NICOLA
Three Cat Thursday begins again.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Three Cat Thursday begins again.
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Cat is cowering under the bed.
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November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Cat is cowering under the bed.
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