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Sisyphus
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Skeptic! Struggling for eternity against the never ending torrent of misinformation. #Birman #Horror #sci-fi #books #politics 🇳🇿
Pinned
#blueskycats 🐈🇳🇿 let’s get ready to ruuummmbbblllleeee!
#SecretSantaAoNZ I like to think I don’t need my glasses… and yet evidence confronts me
To all the naysayers that say ‘no sniffing allowed’ … boo to you because my Santa said I could 😛🥰 #SecretSantaAoNX just came home exhausted from work to find this. The courier waited until I was out of sight to deliver. Perfect timing as I’m exhausted and this is a nice boost. Ty Sant 🥰
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Beautiful ha ha 😝😹 #SecretSantaAoNZ poke, prod and stroke test 😹😹😹 we are delighted before we’ve even opened it 🎄
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
No fighting kids! You must wait #SecretSantaAoNZ sniff and shake test
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Not only a sniff test, but a luck test too! #SecretSantaAoNZ
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
To all the naysayers that say ‘no sniffing allowed’ … boo to you because my Santa said I could 😛🥰 #SecretSantaAoNX just came home exhausted from work to find this. The courier waited until I was out of sight to deliver. Perfect timing as I’m exhausted and this is a nice boost. Ty Sant 🥰
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
#SecretSantaAoNZ the eagle has landed! Looks firm and rectangle. Doesn’t look like it’d rattle
It would be even more exciting if I had remembered to post the photo. 🤦‍♀️
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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An (ecto)parasitic #Crustmas. This is Dolops (above), which swims around and attaches to fishes (below), but unlike its relative Argulus, which has suckers, it has hooks to hold on. Also, is bizarrely cute!
🧪🦑
December 8, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Her brother is in this picture… can you find him?
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Did my physio. Well, I did physio type exercises and lovely hip stretches but it’s debatable whether I did the physio to failure as i should… 😈 I’ll do something shorter but more challenging tomorrow.
I will do my physio, I will do my physio! Knee feeling a little scrunchy last two days so no time to slack if I want to remain pain free. It’s effective but tedious, even on the reformer which is more fun than without. I’ll add legs in straps to entice me 😀
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I will do my physio, I will do my physio! Knee feeling a little scrunchy last two days so no time to slack if I want to remain pain free. It’s effective but tedious, even on the reformer which is more fun than without. I’ll add legs in straps to entice me 😀
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Geoffrey Palmer tells it how it is.

We must do everything we can to stop the fast-track - not only for the sake of our climate and our special places - but to safeguard our very democracy, and Te Tiriti which underpins it.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/12/08/g...
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
When you grew up watching The Christmas Carol did you ever imagine some people desperately wanted to be just like Ebenezer Scrooge? (Prob a reason that name went out of popularity with parents. … you’re not meant to be the villain)
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.

“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
You say you’re happy… but are you as ‘getting a chin scratch’ happy?!
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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FINAL book giveaway of the year.

To enter: reply below & repost this extract.

Up for grabs:

THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.

Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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"After her hearing ended, three-year-old Lucy cuddled her teddy bear as she walked back from the lawyer’s table and took a seat.

Moments later, the next child was called up to face the judge..."

coppercourier.com/2025/12/05/c...
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#SecretSantaAoNZ it’s in Christchurch at the depot! Fast little reindeer! 🥰
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Goin on an adventure!
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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The Trump administration's foreign policy strategy attacks allies including the UK & has been enthusiastically greeted by the Kremlin. Last month, the USA announced a 'peace deal' the Kremlin had written.

And in the UK, the media is full of people still wibbling about 'Trump Derangement Syndrome'.
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 53% full.
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
And yet most people around me don’t seem to g.a.f, and govts are acting accordingly…. Well, ours is.
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
😀 #SecretSantaAoNZ thank you Santa! gift on its way! 🥰
a cartoon of santa claus with the words high risk of coal behind him
ALT: a cartoon of santa claus with the words high risk of coal behind him
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
#SecretSantaAoNZ send out the Xmas Krampus! Sniffing, poking and possibly rattling only! You may sleep with your naked presents in bed with you at night but that’s best kept between yourself and your WRAPPED parcel!
This means I can open it, right? That's definitely how the game works and not me pretending to not read the rules? 😉 #SecretSantaAoNZ
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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When Tasman flooded this year, with people trapped & millions of $ in damage, lost livehlihoods. Luxon flew to a Hawaii for holiday. He didn't tell anyone until he got back.
Now he tells NZ we don't deserve our Xmas holidays & we're not American enough. The man with NO portfolio is a tosser #nzpol
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
🇳🇿 wow! What a long life! Maybe it was @helenclarknz.bsky.social cooking?! Sorry for your loss Helen.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM