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Juniper Mars (shuppy mode)

@bebopally.bsky.social

190 followers 490 following 1.3K posts

46 year old zoomer. Unemployable. Former tiktok expert. current bluesky boomer. Please accept my writing submissions

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Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · Jul 3

I fucking LOVE publishing my stories please read my stories

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Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 8h

johndave is a crackship

Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 9h

i almost cried when i saw you could do the charge by just pressing ZL. my joysticks…. they get to LIVE

Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 14h

i hope the new steven universe show explains how abrahamic religions still spread throughout the world despite it seeming like the hindus kinda took a complete victory in terms of how close they got to which religion is for real

Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 15h

the good part about bluesky is that it’s a safe space for vaugely libbing out a little. like despite all the fundamental ideological failings of neoliberalism, the orange man actually is still really bad

Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 1d

hi ivy deadlock

Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 3d

lowkey bingo from bluey might be planetary tier power scale

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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 3d

something that’s really striking about chicago is all the storefronts that have huge posters up letting them know that they do not consent to ice entering their premises. i will take a picture of the next one i see but this city isn’t taking the federal occupation lying down

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onion person @junlper.beer · 4d

i think the best encapsulation of the trump era of social media is that the official government homeland security twitter account is openly beefing in replies with an NBA account called “hood genius”

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Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 4d

i don’t remember linus saying that

Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 5d

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d

Everything Worse

Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 @serrata.org · 5d

@walshfreedom.bsky.social I thought you'd want to see this. People are waking up. I hope it's more numerous than that. But it looks like we're seeing people starting to wake up.

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Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 5d

it’s dusty.. puppy thursday

yodeleyhi yodleyhi hee hoo

a person is holding a husky dog in their hands while it runs through a pile of dust .

ALT: a person is holding a husky dog in their hands while it runs through a pile of dust .

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 9d

It’s like crazy that there’s like this and X: the Everything App and then I guess Mastadon (????) as far as social media goes, but also all the film websites I used to read are all gone

Autumnal Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 9d

There are too many apps and not enough websites

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Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 9d

theyre feeding cuomo straight up sora 2 slop in his elder care facility

Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 9d

thank you :3

Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 9d

true jenny and chris deserve to run around naked

Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 9d

my tl on there has been arguing if trans men can be lesbians for 5 days now. Brianna Wu has joined in. I want to leave it entirely so bad but there's no private accounts on here

Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 9d

Weshould all eat rocks and bugs

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Johnny @doctorvenkman.com · 9d

Unfortunately the cameras will have a 100% rate of failure when police brutality is occurring.

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 9d

BREAKING: Immigration officers in the Chicago area will be required to wear body cameras after the use of tear gas and other actions against protesters, a judge rules.

'Startled' judge orders agents in Chicago area to wear body cameras after violent clashes

A judge says federal immigration officers in the Chicago area will be required to wear body cameras after the use of tear gas and other aggressive steps against protesters.

bit.ly

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Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 10d

i like to believe that i don’t have many reactionary opinions, but i genuinely think that if you as a teacher adopt a flipped classroom approach to your lesson planning, your degree should be revoked and you should be shot

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 12d

Card Sleeves #MTG

Collectible card sleeves are made from polypropylene.
This is derived from petroleum, which comes from the remains of prehistoric animals.
Actually, the idea that oil and natural gas are fossilized dinosaurs is an old myth. They're mostly aquatic phytoplankton.
Oh...
This means my cards are protected by
DINOSAURS!S
Impressive, right?
Later...
My cards are protected by
AQUATIC PHYTOPLANKTON!
Am I supposed to be impressed?
cardboard-crack.com

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Juniper Mars (shuppy mode) @bebopally.bsky.social · 12d

please god we need to fund pbs again STAT

ToughPigs @toughpigs.com · 12d

Not only are these upcoming Sesame Street figures disturbing, they're expensive too!

www.toughpigs.com/kaws-dead-se...

KAWS Has Murdered the Sesame Street Gang - ToughPigs

Not only are they dead, they're expensive too!

www.toughpigs.com

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Sr.Bowz @srbowz.bsky.social · 13d

Noelle Holiday 🎄
#Deltarune

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 12d

Not very unhinged, but: Stop reading a book if you're bouncing off of it. Stop "powering through." You're just wasting your time. You don't get a gold star for finishing books you're not enjoying reading.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 12d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12d

First Orgy After Brian's Death Very Solemn https://theonion.com/first-orgy-after-brians-death-very-solemn-1819569410/

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13d

watching donald trumps administration be the most terminally online presidency in history has made me realize that we can never have this again. it’s way too soy, and so so annoying in a completely inescapable way that will hopefully backfire on them

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