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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · Feb 14

!!! NEW EP OUT !!!

hi everyone, i'm very excited to premiere the first part of an ongoing project i'm working on based on my old comic series! i hope you enjoy, stay tuned for more in the coming months! 🤍

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 3d

healthcare costs so much money 😍

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 12d

my secret is i never really feel like doing anything but then sometimes i really feel like doing something

the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 12d

i actually kind of like being treated like a teacher lol, most of my coworkers are a lot younger than me so it's a good way to be social at work without feeling like a loser who's trying to pass as a youth. plus it's funny that the songs are things like boys a liar pt 2. like yeah I've heard that

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 12d

i do know every song and meme

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 12d

my zoomer coworker learned that im old as shit and now he asks me if i know every song and meme

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 12d

when i was a kid virtually every kid was tuned into South Park except me because the kenny deaths frightened me so

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 12d

do children still watch South Park or is it only like millennials (maybe older gen z?) and up now. teen south park yaoi fans don't count simply because I'm already aware of them

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 12d

these look soo good btw. i need to take pics of mine

Needlejuice Records @needlejuice.bsky.social · 22d

🔥 BURN PYGMALION vinyl re-press is in-hand and now shipping! Available in the classic green/pink split as well as a new picture disc edition!
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Needlejuice Records @needlejuice.bsky.social · 22d

🔥 BURN PYGMALION vinyl re-press is in-hand and now shipping! Available in the classic green/pink split as well as a new picture disc edition!
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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 22d

i really did and whats more it was a really small skunk, possibly a baby skunk

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 22d

yes i DID

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 22d

just saw a skunk use the crosswalk

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

oh its the pods birthday hbd "the pod" !

the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

apologies to their later run masterpieces but the pod is my favorite ween now

the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

it was just a little bump because it wasnt really a planet but a 3 dimensional shadow of a planet that was actually really far away so it wasnt really a big deal. i bet my cat was zooming around upstairs making all kinds of bumps at the time

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

that sounds so transportative

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

had a dream that earth was bumping into an invisible planet but like verrrry gently so everyone on earth just felt a bump every 2 hours or so & that was just how it was gonna be

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

forgot to provide update on this. he showed me the tricks and they were mind boggling

the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · Sep 2

dad has informed me that he's been learning how to do amazing magic tricks with cards. he's always doing some shit. love him

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

i love that! and then they were even in spongebon :)

the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

for words im at a loss...

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

sorry im so into ween right now. this was always going to happen to me

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

i started getting addicted to it like how one day i woke up and loved salt and vinegar chips

the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 26d

apologies to their later run masterpieces but the pod is my favorite ween now

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 27d

🌞😇🌞

the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 27d

gotten so much good news recently hehe wheee

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the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · Sep 12

1. i can drink... 2. i get groomed... 3 i go for a walk i am the stallion! mang!