The original beardy Bill⚓️
beardybill1.bsky.social
The original beardy Bill⚓️
@beardybill1.bsky.social
Grumpy and beardy, made in the RN. Prefers dogs to people. Dislikes fascists. RTs not an endorsement, sometimes its merely because it amused me.
I'm torn...instinctively, white chocolate digestives should be an abomination.But I do want to try them #mcvities
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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My friend billy had a ten foot willy
and showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
and hit it with a rake
give instructions to make yellowcake
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "

www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The older I get the more I understand why the grinch wanted to stay home with his dog.
a green cartoon character with a blue background
ALT: a green cartoon character with a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Coldplay after midnight? Is BBC2 trying to crash the samaritans phonelines? #totp
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Don’t tell me what to do, Barlow, you tax dodging prick #TOTP
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Pay your taxes Barlow.
#totp
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Stay close to me - he's talking about the money that should have gone to the treasury.
#TOTP
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Pay your fucking tax, Barlow #totp
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The absolute worst, completely soulless, not understanding it at all version of "Hallelujah" #totp
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh fuck right off with Halleluya #totp
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh dear, the choreography is awful! #totp
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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It’s bloody freezin’ innit #TOTP
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I bloody love baby its cold outside!! #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🎵🎵E's are good, e's are good 🎵🎵 #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Its SHOUTY Carol! #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Keep the vampires from your door? Just don't invite them in, you'll be fine #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Its no Huey Lewis and the news, lads #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Half a Mill, every year apparently - this is Noddy's pension fund #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Its Sir Nod!! Must be officially Christmas!

So here it is Abbey Titmus, everybody's having fun #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Has HoJo just busted out of Guantanamo? #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I guess they've already recorded this years #Hootenanny #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I saw the pretenders singing this for a Christmas show recording in Gibraltar. In September #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This isn't really a Christmas show, is it? #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM