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Roxy Hart
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If you’re seeing things that aren’t relevant to you on your timeline from people you don’t follow, you’re probably on the discover tab. Get off it. Life is too short
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Lion
Cheetah
Warthog
Elephant
Secretary bird
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Fin Whale
Marmot
Golden Eagle
Squid
Deadger (The only kind of badger I’ve seen)
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

Hippo (terrifying experience)
Puff Adder
Crocodile
Reindeer
Wild boar
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I hate Bradley Cooper in that Boss advert
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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It has been said before, but it bears repeating:

Burgers should be wider, not taller.

I don’t want to have to dislocate my jaw like a snake to eat a burger.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It feels like everything is a symptom of menopause except the actual stopping of periods
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Earth song has just come on in this Tallinn bar and the #TOTP sleeper cell part of me has been awakened!!!
July 21, 2024 at 3:18 PM
He’s dead now so I think you can say what you want about him. He abused underage boys #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
aaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAaAAAAAAAgghhhhGGGGHH #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Madonna’s Evita audition #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Even more half arsed. Like, there’s 0.01% effort put in by Cowell #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
FUCK #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I wonder what the actual deceased count is in this Xmas episode alone #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
LV’s jumper is nifty #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Jesus fucking Christ.
Grifters gotta grift.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This has gone on so long my cat has come downstairs twice to see where I am #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is before he met Martine

#TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Cue Charlie Drake #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
GET RAW WITH THE PEOPLE ON THE DANCE FLOOR #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They’re all dead now #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Lisa Marie is hot in this video though #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Why did you need strength, Michael? What happened? #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh no. It’s a Christmas message from Michael Jackson #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh look, it’s oasis doing whimsy #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They’re not stopping #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Look, there’s not a lot to it but the audience is LIVING #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM