Roxy Hart
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If you’re seeing things that aren’t relevant to you on your timeline from people you don’t follow, you’re probably on the discover tab. Get off it. Life is too short
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THREE!
WEEKS!

TIL PAY DAY!
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well, that shows you just how much I needed that week off work. I sent a quote to a customer for nearly £1,000 more than it should've been for. They accepted the quote but I can't charge them that
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I mean, that would be Boris Johnson out of every job he's ever held
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fuck off with this shit you racist cunts.

i forgot the word "tumbledryer" the other day so i called it a tumbley bumbley and english is my only fucking language.

abolish the home office.
Changes to the English language requirement were first reported in May when the government published their early plans in the immigration white paper. The new standard requires people to express themselves “fluently and spontaneously without much obvious searching for expression” and to be able to communicate flexibly in social, academic and work situations.
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Do you ever just find yourself holding a mug and fighting the urge to throw it at the wall?
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The only books that should be left as pristine as possible are library books
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I once had a gay man stand in front of me & hold both my boobs in his hands then tell me they’re quite heavy.
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My ideal weight is whatever will get me a breast reduction on the NHS
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I’ve never understood making notes in a book. What could you have to write in it?
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Is that not the same person?
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And the tinned tomatoes technically expired in August this year
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I chucked out the expired products in my cupboard and now I only have tea and tinned tomatoes
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Do you know who is absolutely amazing at social media? Vivian Wilson (I think that’s her surname)
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I’ve seen a lot of people say that now Watkins is dead they can listen to Lost Prophets again and I don’t think that’s how it works. Then again, I’m not a fan of the band so it might be how it works
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I was listening to Greatest Hits Radio 60s the other day and they played ‘Days’ by The Kinks. The DJ said that Kirsty MacColl did a version of that recently. Recently? She’s been dead 25 years
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I have just WHACKED my head so hard off the underside of my stairs when I sat down I’m wondering if concussion is happening
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Thiel has Vance in his pocket as well
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Post you from a different era

1985
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It’s inviting vegans
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Rice

Goonies

Sexual Healing
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Cucumber

28 years later

Mr Brightside
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Eggs

Deep Blue Sea

Brown Eyed Girl
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I’ve discovered that I don’t hate green beans. I just don’t like the frozen ones
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I fell for the Batman red herring

Connections
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There’s times I think back on my childhood and realise I must’ve ended up in youth clubs only because my mum said “you have to take your sister with you”. I do not remember ever asking to go but just that I was going
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Look at Meg, she’s beautiful
A black cat lying on a white duvet. The background is pinkish