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Glum Rock

@jimblower.bsky.social

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Left to my own devices I probably wouldn't.

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 17d

Today I'm going to start Couch to 5K...

...g's of chocolate.

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 10h

"Have you seen my crowbar?"
"No I've only heard it squawk."
#LunchPun

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 1d

Twerking Girl.
#ASongOrMovieForUsingYourBody

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 1d

Ironically enough, Steve Cram never revised for any of his exams.

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 1d

No matter where you are in the world, when you're after a bit of piece and quiet, there's always some knobhead on hand who urgently needs to fire up an angle grinder.

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 1d

"Mr D'Arcy...you seem so weak and your cheeks are flushed with a yellowish hue..."
Excerpt from Pride and Pre-jaundice.
#LunchPun

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

When I was younger, I spent some time in a correctional facility...I was an intern at the Tippex factory.

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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 5d

😂 About right - lol

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

Have to apologise for my limping-dog joke...it was pretty lame.

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

Just been given the go-ahead to create puns about lesser-known African animals and that's okapi me.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2d

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

My house has just been pebble dashed with 50 pence pieces.
Many don't like it but I think it's bob on.
#LunchPun

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

Share a cartoon from the past that kids today have probably never heard of.

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

Plot Twist: The Epstein List is released and it reads...

Milk
Bread
Cereal
Apples
Toilet Roll
Toothpaste
Beer
Super-noodles

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

The x-ray came back and showed the word "Andalucia" etched into my ankle bone.
Doctor tells me it's just a slight Spain.
#LunchPun

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Found this impressive statue on holiday of a man covertly cracking one off while fastidiously perusing the people on the beach below.
Lovely.
(Other interpretations may be available)

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Beyond the Pale Rider.
#ASongOrMovieForSillySayings

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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 3d

“That’s one gone!”, says a dad to me as he drops his son at nursery. “One more to go!” he says, pointing at his daughter sitting in the car. “Just need to get rid of the wife, and I’m sorted!“ he laughs, expecting me to laugh too, but to his surprise I smash him about the head with a ceremonial mace

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Annie Mel Farm 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @annie-mel-farm.bsky.social · 5d

#WalesMovies
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio-Robocop

a man in a robot costume stands in front of a store that has a sign that says ' super ' on it

ALT: a man in a robot costume stands in front of a store that has a sign that says ' super ' on it

media.tenor.com

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 4d

Me: I am really worried about climate change and the future for our children.
Also Me: Was my favourite Banana Split Drooper or Snork?

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 4d

They're giving away batteries at Halfords tomorrow- no charge.

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 4d

Really worried - my weaving examinations are looming.

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 4d

Welsh Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letter "B"...which, because of mutation, may randomly change to an "F" or an "M" throughout the programme.

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 4d

Never Mind the Balearics, Here's the Sex Pistols.
#SpainInASongOrMovie

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 5d

Unsolicited Picnic

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 5d

Aldi Young Dudes.
#ASongOrMovieForTypesOfShops

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