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@beancalzone.bsky.social

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Cal | 27 year old disaster man who usually has too many projects on his plate | adachi enjoyer (derogatory) | @cvltofdemons.bsky.social ❤️

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im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Nov 21

Cal | 26 | graphic designer who writes nonsense for fun sometimes. I talk about my dumb vampire oc too much

Tumblr: beancalzone.tumblr.com
Twitter: x.com/paopusorbet
Toyhouse: toyhou.se/beancalzone
Artfight: artfight.net/~beancalzone

Dont take anything you see here too seriously im just having fun

a picture of two anime characters with the words i love boys written on it

ALT: a picture of two anime characters with the words i love boys written on it

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im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Mar 30

Having a soul meeting with my zanpakto in the middle of the drawing and im on the ground coughing up blood like "please..... how do I shade multicolor lighting....." while it tells me im weak and dont deserve its power

im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Mar 30

Every time I try to draw something outside of my skill range I feel like im in an episode of bleach where im getting my ass kicked and I have to force myself to surpass my limits right then and there and I walk out of the drawing barely alive and covered in blood with the ability to render fire

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spheric lake ψ @psihypo.bsky.social · Feb 10

🔈 my favorite DOS era rpg, Escape from Microcenter

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Mo @ the Wandering Stairs 💫 @themoyouknow.etheirys.social · Feb 10

Per the famous detailing of the area, Kholusia is the perfect map in my heart

A map detailing kholusia.

mt gulg
eulmore
Saddest town

elevator
NieR: Automata
sad town
dwarf town 2

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ValValentine | Fantasy Artist @valvalentine.bsky.social · Feb 11

Drake hearing boss music

An image or Kendrick Lamar from the super bowl. Text at the bottom in the style of a FFXIV boss is at the bottom and it reads: Rap God - Kendrick Lamar.

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im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Feb 11

My roommate has been trying to convince me of the whimsy of a shower beer and he talks about it like Im going to see shrimp colors upon having one

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🌺🏳️‍⚧️🌴 beachfox (sleepy) 🌴🏳️‍⚧️🌺 @beachboundfox.bsky.social · Nov 20

I want to post one of my favorite cat images here

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octagon @ocragon.bsky.social · Jan 25

#FF14 #Ardbert #Meteor
アルひろ亡灵不渡

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im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Jan 15

Sorry everyone I will not shut up about this this is like the Eras Tour for gay alt millennials

im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Jan 15

I am not a religious man. But you can bet I will be reciting every baptist and catholic prayer I can remember in the ticketmaster lobby queue the moment those nine inch nails tickets go on sale

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im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Jan 8

This cold is kicking my ass I quite literally feel like yamcha in the crater after he got one shot by that saiyan

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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · Dec 26

THEY HAVE A BEATING YOUR ASS IN THE QRTS ORNAMENT???

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · Dec 26

Kingdom Hearts 2 King Mickey Hallmark Ornament is $9.99 on Amazon https://buff.ly/4gQWGSz

More gaming ornaments 50% off https://buff.ly/4ftNYbW #ad
Hallmark Store buff.ly/3DsYgvw

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Sarah @sosomanysarahs.bsky.social · Dec 20

You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Dec 20

Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Dec 20

People Who Use AI Images for Anything: Dogshit, not worth listening to, absolute malarkey, nothing you say is valid and you will never find love

People Who Make Shitty Photoshops: Remarkable, respected individuals to be taken seriously, absolute Chad behavior, They fuck and everyone fucks with them

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Dec 19

'Tis the season.

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im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Dec 19

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHI 💥💥💥🎂

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CC Kirby @cckirby.bsky.social · Dec 19

only just learned that using "from:me" in the search bar along with whatever phrases you're looking for is the way to look for posts on here that were made by you and I feel like I'm not the only one who didn't realize that and would probably be glad to know such a function exists

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ham @starshucker.bsky.social · Nov 30

pa rum pa pum pum

a nativity set made of polymer clay, depicting two moogle parents admiring their newborn infant child. the moogle baby is swaddled and there are churning-mists style decorative stones around the family. end I.D.

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IzzyG 🐟 @izzyfg.bsky.social · Dec 18

Fanart poster I illustrated back when the single Remember by Red Vox first dropped! #design #digitalart

Fanart for the band Red Vox, fronted by Vinny of Vinesauce. It features a red colour palette with computer and crt screen effects, with purple accents. It is a closely cropped view of hands covering a face, with an open space between the fingers of one hand for an eye to peer out of.

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im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Dec 17

YEAAAA!!!

im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Dec 17

Funny bc im like. Is it deranged to get a cake to celebrate ocs/joint writing project birthday and then I mentioned to my mom that the comic is now one year old and she was like "you should do something fun to celebrate! :]" ansndmf

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im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Dec 17

Im going to get myself a small cake today. As a treat

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Blues @ comms closed @blucifer08.bsky.social · Dec 17

deleted my original post bc i didn't realize the whole screen got captured instead of just my browser but

xma is getting flooded with pirated movie links lol (do not go and click these)

there's like page after page of these, i've never seen thsi before

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im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Dec 17

Thinking about that stupid vampire is a full time job and brother Ive never called in sick 💥💥💥

Anyway, happy one year anniversary to the oc who made me realize that I have free will and sentience and the ability to do whatever I want with my life

im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Dec 17

HE HAS OFFICIALLY HAUNTED ME AND GIVEN ME BRAIN DAMAGE FOR ONE YEAR HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX

im in the house like carpet @beancalzone.bsky.social · Nov 26

Alex is a character where you have to meet me in a dark alley for his backstory (aka ask me nicely) but essentially he was a guy who was cracking under the weight of expectations until he ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and got turned into a vampire, so he decided to get weird with it

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