bart orchard 🫡🗽🦅
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bart orchard 🫡🗽🦅
@bartorchard.bsky.social
Shit posts mostly politics, books, sports ball (NBA and NFL), and memes.

#dgg #daliban
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We are deep in a recession.

I'm pinning this for when the NBER makes it official.
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Leaked photo of Trump and bubba
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I call Donald Trump a pedophile because I don't feel like looking up the word for the specific age range of girls he actually likes. But also, it forces anyone trying to use that defense to admit that he likes 15-year old girls.
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Come on, everybody do the "pedophile"! ayyye
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Can Democrats please tone down their rhetoric like Donald Trump does? he tones down his rhetoric all the time. he never calls for Democratic lawmakers to be hung. no never.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Bro I'm just so exhausted and ready to move beyond this retardation-era of american history. It won't be a big victory. History books will be like "so America decided to quit being so fucking retarded and...."
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Anthropic programmed Claude to be one of those "umm actually" types that always hedges and when you call it out it becomes very passive aggressive.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Can't believe it's been a year since the 2024 election when America elected a convicted felon, rapist, and Epstein associate over a black woman.
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
There is absolutely no way in hell I would’ve thought the Bears would be 7-3 after the first couple games of the season. #BearDown #NFL
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Donald Trump thinks going after other alleged pedophiles somehow absolves him from being one. Smooth brain logic.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Landry Shamet ballin outta control. Thibs would never.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
lol bruh we really at the "ok well technically he's not a pedophile" defense
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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>be me
>at a little diner for breakfast
>kids playing with coloring books
>waitress brings coffee with a smile
>the adults at the counter are all talking about Trump and Epstein
>the waitresses are talking about Trump and Epstein
>the normal people know, they all know
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"actually pedophelia's not that bad" -- MAGA cult member
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"This team is so fun to watch" is a euphemism for "they're not good but they're better than I thought"
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We need another name for “fast food” cuz most these chains be slow as fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"I want to feel stronger. Help me do pull-ups."

what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
A lot of people affected by SNAP benefits probably voted for Trump and would do it again too.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Biden stepped back and let the DOJ charge his son. He only RIGHTFULLY pardoned him after Republicans turned the ordeal into political blood sport.
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
lawlessness all around in this country
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM