David Slider
@dcslider.bsky.social
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I'll live a lush life, In some small dive. And there I'll be, While I rot with the rest, Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
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300 years ago we would have had to burn the author at the stake for this heresy.

Which kind of makes her point.
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
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Bill Clinton was the last President when things weren’t fucked up.

(To be fair, Obama inherited fucked up and mostly unfucked it for a little while.)
“Mr. President, we must not allow a cooking oil gap!”
My sign is going to be viciously mean.

Gonna get some 8th graders to write it for me.
If it’s Dodgers v Mariners in the World Series, every game will start at 10pm ET.

Or at 4pm PT. Which means the games at Dodger Stadium will have 20 people there at the start.
Penn State should go retro and hire a Catholic priest as new head coach.
BREAKING: Penn State has fired head coach James Franklin, the school announced Sunday.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
There are players on other teams that Houston Astros fans will always root for no matter what.

George Springer of the Blue Jays is one of those players.
a baseball player with the number 4 on his uniform
ALT: a baseball player with the number 4 on his uniform
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If Trump dies in the Holy Land, the religious nuts will want to wait three days just to be sure.
For many, it’s just another day off.

For millions of Americans of Italian heritage, it’s a cherished day to express grievance against wrongs that never happened.
Big Poppa, do you get $50 million if you’re fired too?”
James Franklin deserves $50 million for managing to be Penn State football coach and not having an assistant showering with little boys.
The Jacksonville Jaguars, the shudras of the NFL, play every year in London.

Jacksonville is the Slough of NFL cities.
The audience for a potential World Series featuring Toronto vs. Milwaukee.
Pregame umpires meetings reviewing how they need to get LA into the World Series.
Monday is going to be fun.
This is Earl Campbell, the greatest Texas Longhorn ever.

OU sucks! Hook’em Horns!
The Tigers hitters last night went full Houston Astros. Never go full Houston Astros.
The Panic of ‘26 will be epic.
What’s crazy is that it’s the 14th inning and only 11:40 a.m. in Seattle.
Are Arpu meme’s allowed on Bluesky?