David Slider
@dcslider.bsky.social
I'll live a lush life,
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
“When the dumb SOB’s blow up Venezuela they’ll make the Chinese buy more fucking Russian oil. 85% of Venezuelan oil goes to China. This is a plot by that asshole Putin.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“When the dumb SOB’s blow up Venezuela they’ll make the Chinese buy more fucking Russian oil. 85% of Venezuelan oil goes to China. This is a plot by that asshole Putin.”
As it turns out, this is The Illuminati.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As it turns out, this is The Illuminati.
“Marjorie did what?”
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“Marjorie did what?”
When you have a fight right before church.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When you have a fight right before church.
This is the chairman of Toyota.
In case you’re shopping for a car.
In case you’re shopping for a car.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is the chairman of Toyota.
In case you’re shopping for a car.
In case you’re shopping for a car.
I offer this felony of a chart
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I offer this felony of a chart
The stock market right now
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The stock market right now
If you ever show up in court and opposing counsel looks like this, congratulations YOU WON.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you ever show up in court and opposing counsel looks like this, congratulations YOU WON.
Trump just got rolled by these two.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Trump just got rolled by these two.
When your first reaction to this is “Hey stop, that’s some guy’s daughter”.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When your first reaction to this is “Hey stop, that’s some guy’s daughter”.
When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.
Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
Starting a fund to securitize the rap stylings of Razzlekhan, Queen of Bitcoin.
Not investment advice.
Not investment advice.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Starting a fund to securitize the rap stylings of Razzlekhan, Queen of Bitcoin.
Not investment advice.
Not investment advice.
When your Sunday morning plans spiral out of control
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
When your Sunday morning plans spiral out of control
If the economy were a picture
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If the economy were a picture
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
Long $MCD
Never bet against the American eater.
Never bet against the American eater.
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Long $MCD
Never bet against the American eater.
Never bet against the American eater.