Ash
@ashmgm.bsky.social
barely a person. We subscribe to compassion over here. He/hymn/hiss
Then don't pay federal taxes. Uno reverse. Next question
HERITAGE FOUNDATION: "Nice state ya got there. Pity if anything happened to it."
INDIANA: "Oh, *do* fuck off."
INDIANA: "Oh, *do* fuck off."
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Then don't pay federal taxes. Uno reverse. Next question
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But I don’t wanna go to work :(
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December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
But I don’t wanna go to work :(
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Me when it’s a day:
i do not wanna do today 😩
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Me when it’s a day:
No matter how the Cradle series ends, Wei Shi Jaran...I will always want the smoke. We got beef forever.
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
No matter how the Cradle series ends, Wei Shi Jaran...I will always want the smoke. We got beef forever.
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BOFFUM. 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
BOFFUM. 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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Just had the flu and now a head cold? For the birds
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just had the flu and now a head cold? For the birds
Bloopers in a book are hilarious. Will Wight, you comedian, you
a baby is laughing with his eyes closed and his tongue sticking out .
ALT: a baby is laughing with his eyes closed and his tongue sticking out .
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December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Bloopers in a book are hilarious. Will Wight, you comedian, you
Lmaoooo true
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Lmaoooo true
What do you mean a high of 32° tomorrow...
a woman is crying with the words " what do you mean " above her
ALT: a woman is crying with the words " what do you mean " above her
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December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What do you mean a high of 32° tomorrow...
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“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”
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Durand is very good at making songs that are just fun to sing
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Durand is very good at making songs that are just fun to sing
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ladies, peg him today before he pays someone else to do it.
August 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
ladies, peg him today before he pays someone else to do it.
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Hey you.
The one who works, fixes, carries, and tries to be everything for everyone.
Take a breath. You don’t have to hold it all together because, more likely than not, they won’t be there if/when you break.
Even problem solvers need rest.
You’re doing better than you think.
The one who works, fixes, carries, and tries to be everything for everyone.
Take a breath. You don’t have to hold it all together because, more likely than not, they won’t be there if/when you break.
Even problem solvers need rest.
You’re doing better than you think.
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hey you.
The one who works, fixes, carries, and tries to be everything for everyone.
Take a breath. You don’t have to hold it all together because, more likely than not, they won’t be there if/when you break.
Even problem solvers need rest.
You’re doing better than you think.
The one who works, fixes, carries, and tries to be everything for everyone.
Take a breath. You don’t have to hold it all together because, more likely than not, they won’t be there if/when you break.
Even problem solvers need rest.
You’re doing better than you think.
Napping midday on a rainy day is god tier self-care.
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Napping midday on a rainy day is god tier self-care.
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I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before
Too chrew, wow
Pain is just pleasure with the volume up.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Too chrew, wow
Thanksgiving, but like mourning, honoring, and celebrating the Indigenous lives taken and lost 🤞🏿🫰🏿✊🏿
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thanksgiving, but like mourning, honoring, and celebrating the Indigenous lives taken and lost 🤞🏿🫰🏿✊🏿
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!!!
Turing failed to consider whether a human thinking a machine is sentient might actually be a sign that the human isn't intelligent rather than the machine being intelligent.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
!!!