Ashley Strosnider
@ashleystro.bsky.social
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writer, thinker, coffee drinker.
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ashleystro.bsky.social
lol Ive been doing this too! I have no engagement on this app anyway and have suffered no consequences and frankly want to read more inane posts!! And also if you find out which tea has the animals lmk…
ashleystro.bsky.social
I've wanted to open a bookstore ever since I was a bookseller, in spite of clearly knowing better. More recently I've caught myself dreaming of somehow becoming a distributor? And honestly what in the hell is wrong with me, I can't do that, but somebody should
ashleystro.bsky.social
I totally agree with this take! And also as an acute under-sharer I have the opposite problem in fiction where I’d start w the smallest seed of lived experience and the whole workshop would accuse the whole piece of being autobiographical and I’d sit there like, “what do y’all think my life is??”
ashleystro.bsky.social
A random lady we sold my grandmother's sewing machine to in 2022 just (clearly accidentally) texted me a link to a reel about the LEGO factory. I hadn't saved her number. I've long regretted selling the sewing machine (though we had to at the time). Can I...reply and ask if she'll sell it back?
ashleystro.bsky.social
I loved this! Matt's newsletter is my favorite, I love Amber's work, and as a kitchen-sink writer myself who thinks all novels should be as big + weird as we can make them, I super loved this very tactical take on how, exactly, one might wrangle all the tidbits into something legible and lovely
ambersparks.bsky.social
Thank you to Matt for letting me answer my most-asked craft question in his craft newsletter! (If you don’t subscribe to No Failure, Only Practice, you should probably remedy that btw.)
mdbell79.bsky.social
Happy pub day to @ambersparks.bsky.social and her excellent novel HAPPY PEOPLE DON'T LIVE HERE! Thanks to Amber for guest-posting at No Failure, Only Practice with a craft essay on "How to Write a Novel with the Kitchen Sink Thrown In," a fun look at what to do with your many/too-many obsessions.
ashleystro.bsky.social
The best argument against ledes or headlines in the form of a question, imho, is that lots of people are going to just say "no," and you've lost them immediately. I think it goes without saying, but no, I absolutely do NOT want to see Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones. Why would I? Why would anyone?
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ashleystro.bsky.social
Accidentally bought grape juice instead of apple at the corner store, and I'm thinking of my grandma, who loved grape juice mostly because it was purple, iirc, and she loved everything purple. She always had cinnamon rolls when we visited, always wore earrings. She was kind. Her name was Irene.
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alexshephard.bsky.social
[the opening bars of "Forgot About Dre" start playing ominously]
ashleystro.bsky.social
As an editor, I always always wanna back writers and help you find the best wildest weirdest versions of your voices and stories, but I will also always real talk you, bc as a reader of many things, I have too often caught myself whispering over a page, “who let them do this to themselves and why?”
blipstress.bsky.social
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
ashleystro.bsky.social
hahaha ok fair I’ve actually heard someone add the extra syllable
ashleystro.bsky.social
The confluence! I’m from Kentucky, and we have our own Kay-row in Henderson County, too, but I know the one of which you speak
ashleystro.bsky.social
I can't even think of another way to say "Minneapolis" ??
ashleystro.bsky.social
haha, wait, how do you say it where you're from? (Is this how I learn you're from Egypt?!) Where I'm from, that's Kay-row, so this example is hilarious.
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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demisty.bsky.social
Do you like writing the whimsical in your short fiction? Do you amuse your readers, or make them muse? If so, send me a story at Necessary Fiction! I'm guess editing this month: necessaryfiction.submittable.com/Submit
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ashleystro.bsky.social
Oh it’s so pretty, and so fitting for the book! How exciting for new readers to get to discover it for the first time—sorta jealous of them actually. Congrats on this beauty.
ashleystro.bsky.social
so short! and like, i get it, but also... i forget, i have other things. i suppose i must simply accept that those windows are not for me.
ashleystro.bsky.social
I read this as “nonfictions” and could totally see how all absence of fact could go both ways
ashleystro.bsky.social
the world is bad and I had a migraine for 8 days, but I felt better today and took my partner out for omakase for his birthday and the nice and super talented chef let me sear some tuna with a blowtorch!!
ashleystro.bsky.social
yay Kentucky, my homeland, my heart
ashleystro.bsky.social
this is incredible! and also I feel they owe you a few pieces, like .25 lbs at least, for rent
ashleystro.bsky.social
how many lbs do you intend to personally eat? (400 feels appropriate but I’d still respect less, you do you)