Ashe 🎮🩷
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32 / Multi-fandom, Multi-shipper / P5R, FE3H, Final Fantasy, Danganronpa, Disco Elysium, Metaphor, AITSF / NSFW sometimes / Minors & Antis DNI
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
CAUGHT
(but I moved the treats last night)
(but I moved the treats last night)
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
CAUGHT
(but I moved the treats last night)
(but I moved the treats last night)
My partner's family decided that for secret santa this year, all the gifts must be thrifted. It's been so fun browsing around antique stores looking for things that just feel right for the person (and anyone else I need to buy gifts for).
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My partner's family decided that for secret santa this year, all the gifts must be thrifted. It's been so fun browsing around antique stores looking for things that just feel right for the person (and anyone else I need to buy gifts for).
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Hubert is into Ferdinand's post-training smell, and would rather swear undying loyalty to the Church of Seiros than admit it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hubert is into Ferdinand's post-training smell, and would rather swear undying loyalty to the Church of Seiros than admit it.
Moogle figured out how to jump into the small space where his treats are kept a couple nights ago. I guess that wasn't a one-time fluke.
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Moogle figured out how to jump into the small space where his treats are kept a couple nights ago. I guess that wasn't a one-time fluke.
Recently realized that if I put all the essential oils that I rely on for muscle relaxation and pain management first thing in the morning, the scent is pretty much gone by the time I get to the office. I haven't been using them since the office is strictly scent-free, but turns out I can. Yayyyyy!!
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Recently realized that if I put all the essential oils that I rely on for muscle relaxation and pain management first thing in the morning, the scent is pretty much gone by the time I get to the office. I haven't been using them since the office is strictly scent-free, but turns out I can. Yayyyyy!!
When one smells popcorn, one craves popcorn.
(Just showered & brushed my teeth to get ready for bed, but my partner was making popcorn, so I am eating popcorn instead of going to bed)
(Just showered & brushed my teeth to get ready for bed, but my partner was making popcorn, so I am eating popcorn instead of going to bed)
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
When one smells popcorn, one craves popcorn.
(Just showered & brushed my teeth to get ready for bed, but my partner was making popcorn, so I am eating popcorn instead of going to bed)
(Just showered & brushed my teeth to get ready for bed, but my partner was making popcorn, so I am eating popcorn instead of going to bed)
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but he needs his bodyguards
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
but he needs his bodyguards
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December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
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when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
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i think one time felix opens his mouth dedue should get to say "Felix. Do not try me." with such firm conviction that felix closes his mouth
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
i think one time felix opens his mouth dedue should get to say "Felix. Do not try me." with such firm conviction that felix closes his mouth
The nefarious things I got up to while my partner is out of the province:
- Work 3 extra unpaid hours for my own peace of mind (sooo busy)
- Steal his dark green hoodie
- Contemplate never giving the hoodie back because I really like it
- Realise I just need to buy some medium size zip up hoodies
- Work 3 extra unpaid hours for my own peace of mind (sooo busy)
- Steal his dark green hoodie
- Contemplate never giving the hoodie back because I really like it
- Realise I just need to buy some medium size zip up hoodies
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The nefarious things I got up to while my partner is out of the province:
- Work 3 extra unpaid hours for my own peace of mind (sooo busy)
- Steal his dark green hoodie
- Contemplate never giving the hoodie back because I really like it
- Realise I just need to buy some medium size zip up hoodies
- Work 3 extra unpaid hours for my own peace of mind (sooo busy)
- Steal his dark green hoodie
- Contemplate never giving the hoodie back because I really like it
- Realise I just need to buy some medium size zip up hoodies
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I am begging us in media to stop mealy-mouthed avoidance of bias with phrases like "in a controversial move."
When what we actually mean is "in a move antithetical to every scientific finding and medical recommendation." "A move that will cause both illness and death."
When what we actually mean is "in a move antithetical to every scientific finding and medical recommendation." "A move that will cause both illness and death."
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I am begging us in media to stop mealy-mouthed avoidance of bias with phrases like "in a controversial move."
When what we actually mean is "in a move antithetical to every scientific finding and medical recommendation." "A move that will cause both illness and death."
When what we actually mean is "in a move antithetical to every scientific finding and medical recommendation." "A move that will cause both illness and death."
Wowww now hackers are somehow putting phishing scam links in my Microsoft Teams calendar disguised as scheduled meetings with HR????
We don't even have an HR department.
Fuck off. Leave me alone.
We don't even have an HR department.
Fuck off. Leave me alone.
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wowww now hackers are somehow putting phishing scam links in my Microsoft Teams calendar disguised as scheduled meetings with HR????
We don't even have an HR department.
Fuck off. Leave me alone.
We don't even have an HR department.
Fuck off. Leave me alone.
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this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen
February 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
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do the billionaires ruining every aspect of what it means to be alive and a human not know they’re going to hell to be tortured for all of eternity
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
do the billionaires ruining every aspect of what it means to be alive and a human not know they’re going to hell to be tortured for all of eternity
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Immediately after the heat of the moment. I really wanted to play with colors.
[ nsfw #shuake #shuakeweek ]
[ nsfw #shuake #shuakeweek ]
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Immediately after the heat of the moment. I really wanted to play with colors.
[ nsfw #shuake #shuakeweek ]
[ nsfw #shuake #shuakeweek ]
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