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I root for whichever of Ole Miss and Auburn is pissing me off less.
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The net from the last basketball game played at the old, old (before the Tad Pad) coliseum at Ole Miss.

Because my dad had the foresight to cut it down.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m a size “Lane Kiffin voodoo doll” if you’re thinking about a Christmas gift.
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We’ve been waiting on Lane
ever since we recall
It started in April,
and it’s coming on fall

#IYKYK
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Kiffin is just trying to ensure @texaninnyc.bsky.social and I have to get lawyers involved to settle who won the bet.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Egg Bowl is Egg Bowling.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Wouldn’t this brawl have been better yesterday when everybody was full of pie and red wine?
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I have exactly two and they’re basically my siblings.
White people dont even have cousins!
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thankful to have had the perfect amount of wine at Thanksgiving dinner, and to now be home alone on my couch in PJs.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Them: hyper independence is a coping mechanism for trauma.

Me: you know who I text when the plane lands? Not a goddamn soul.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:

- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating

This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pro tip: tell your MAGA dad to wait and watch the Ken Burns American Revolution series with you over the holidays. Voila, a reprieve from Fox News.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A fun game to play is to watch the Ken Burns American Revolution and try to pick out all the voice actors.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Death by Lightning: excellent, thank you, next obscure president please!

Betty Gilpin’s wig in the last scene: a capital offense.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In the last 36 hours I have:
-gone to the barn with my sister and met her new horse
-gone to my first game at Autzen Stadium
-stayed in a cute farmhouse on a river
-watched the Rebs get to 10-1 for the first time ever
-had a great time with my sister and brother-in-law
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Can check
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Autzen Stadium is a 10/10 experience so far.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just had good onion rings at an airport bar AMA
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Claim it before you pause your membership or you can’t get it
Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it.

This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Most of y’all call it Friendsgiving. We call it Thankstaking, it’s going down in an hour, and it’s the best meal of the year.

How many raw oysters and deviled eggs do y’all think I can eat?
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Taking a knee to win with 1st and Goal, up 14-13, is the most Army game ending I’ve ever seen.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They all asked for @rouxgarou.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Omg INSTANTLY a Western fan. Would run through a wall for this guy.
New Fansville ad this weekend with A NEW TEAM IN THE FANSVILLE UNIVERSE
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When you’ve bought tickets to an LSU game before, they mail you the dirty laundry
October 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Good job LSU
He’s literally just a guy. Hit him with your car.
October 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM