And another thing! Even the fucking dog was fake!

Now that is a rude ass thing to say to an Ole Miss fan and you know it. Kick a girl when she’s down, why don’t you.

Decades of the other shoe always dropping. We knew how this would end.

I won.

Oooo maybe I’ll take the train over!

Y’all thought we hated Tommy Tuberville. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Best season of my lifetime.

God talked to Jimmy Sexton and he said he’d sure appreciate it if Lane went to LSU

Happy Thanksgiving to Olaf. I can tell he gets custody of the brain cell for more days as he gets older.

Ok but Hatin’ Ass Spurrier had some ancestor who described Ticonderoga as (paraphrasing) the last place God designed and he did it in the dark.

So a fun one for a future Pet Disasters:

Had a lab who ate everything. Used to joke his insides probably looked like a cartoon junkyard full of old tires and a washing machine.

They X-rayed him and I saw an earring I’d been missing, an action figure, and “hey what’s the gravel?” Oh, cat litter.