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🍁Antelope Cat 🍂 @antelopecat.bsky.social · Jan 16
I've been reading a lot of comments encouraging people to contact their Congress reps, as well as some people saying they're not sure how to do that. So here is a 🧵 to help you figure that out:
antelopecat.bsky.social
I checked this out and this is a legit screenshot of their Wikipedia page. Sounds like fish like video games for realsies!
mikebarthelauthor.com Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 6d
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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stronglang.bsky.social
Reposting with alt text
Screenshot from Reddit page r/PetsWithButtons, user Pamlwell: My cat has started to use “vacuum” as a curse word. Basically the title. | gave him a “vacuum” button because the vacuum is stressful for him and I wanted to be able to clearly communicate that the vacuum was going to happen and let him know “vacuum all done.” He definitely knows what it means because when the vacuum is running he will push “vacuum” repeatedly and also add “nervous” in there too. But now he has started spamming vacuum after I tell him no, like he is using it as a curse word. For example, he will ask for “snackie” when we JUST got done with snackie and I will say “snackie all done" and then he will go spam the vacuum button. Yeah, ok bud, I hear you loud and clear that you feel "vacuum" about “snackie all done.” Or he snuck a lick from the end of my spicy curry dish (I did not authorize this, | looked away for ONE second), I could tell he regretted this (spicy), and then he went and pressed “snackie vacuum.” Yeah, ok bud, that snackie made your mouth feel “vacuum”. I don’t know what I'm asking really, just commiserating. I guess maybe he needs a "mad" button?
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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miscue.bsky.social
HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!
bhanlon15.bsky.social Billy Hanlon @bhanlon15.bsky.social · 12d
Medical Republic: 'Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint'

'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'

www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint - Medical Republic
A massive global study links the chronic pain condition to 26 genes associated with brain signalling, marking a turning point in understanding its biological roots.
www.medicalrepublic.com.au
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
antelopecat.bsky.social
My cat is helping me watch tonight’s Critical Role episode. (Notice the screen behind the cat.) #criticalrolespoilers
A grey tabby cat’s back is almost completely blocking my computer screen.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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crits4cats.org
I can’t believe I somehow still have the Nicest Boys You’ve Ever Met waiting for their forever home.
Chicory & Satsuma are so special. Chicory’s your cuddle buddy. Satsuma’s your “as close as physically possible without touching you but you can still reach to pet me” buddy. crits4cats.petfinder.com
Chicory, a sleek black cat with large round Halloween yellow eyes. Satsuma, a handsome marmalade-colored orange tabby cat with long legs and pretty stripes. Satsuma, a handsome marmalade-colored orange tabby cat with long legs and pretty stripes. Chicory, a sleek black cat with large round Halloween yellow eyes.
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
antelopecat.bsky.social
Our old arthritic boy has a bee in his bonnet and is running around zooming as if he were a kitten again. Don’t know what got into him but it’s good to see him so playful.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
antelopecat.bsky.social
Once again she’s helping me with laundry. The hanger knows what it did.
A black cat chewing on a white hanger. The hanger knows what it did. Same black car is still chewing on the hanger! The hanger has gotten more aggressive, forcing the black cat to chew more aggressively as well.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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velodus.bsky.social
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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mike.tig.as
me explaining daylight saving time to the cat
tuxedo cat swatting a man’s nose (cat paw somewhat motion blurred). the man is recoiling/wincing.
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
antelopecat.bsky.social
#NationalBlackCatDay
#NationalBlackCatAwarenessDay
Edelgard sends her greetings to you all!
A black car is tilting her head to one side and looking perturbed. A black cat is sitting up looking alert and interested.
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
antelopecat.bsky.social
She looks like she’s just casually hanging out, but in fact she’s ready to claw my sleeve as soon as I step too close.
A one-eyed black cat is lying in a cat tree cylinder and leaning out of the hole on the side. Her hind paws are dangling off the end and she has one paw out of the hole along with her head. She looks like she’s leaning casually on a car door, but in fact she’s waiting with her paw ready to claw my sleeve.
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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timprice.bsky.social
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling Two young kittens in a cage taking notice A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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crits4cats.org
PLEASE boost Shoyu, she is such a good girl and has grown so much but needs a very special person to love her the way she wants to be loved! She is located near Elkton, MD/Newark, DE and her adoption fee is waived! Apply at crits4cats.petfinder.com
fluffandwobbles.bsky.social Fluff and Wobbles @fluffandwobbles.bsky.social · Oct 24
This sweet girl is Shoyu. Shoyu came to us a full YEAR ago, found outside with her two kittens. She’d clearly never been around people before and was completely terrified, but not aggressive. The area she was found in was unsafe to return to for TNR so we decided to give socialization a try. 🧵
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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mithmeoi.bsky.social
Human artist?!

Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

An oldie but I still like it.
A snow leopard sitting under the northern lights.
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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crits4cats.org
These boys are just legs and ears.

Satsuma & Chicory are still looking for a home together! They are such amazing boys with the best personalities (though Chicory really likes to chase & wrestle, he can be obnoxious for cats who prefer to Not do that).

Apply to adopt at crits4cats.petfinder.com!
Satsuma, a handsome 1 year old orange tabby cat the color of marmalade. Chicory, a silly 1 year old black cat with yellow eyes.
October 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
antelopecat.bsky.social
For those days when neither the cat tree nor the window sill quite meet your perching needs.
A black cat is looking out the window. She is half perched on the cat tree and half on the window sill. Despite the large gap between the two she somehow looks comfortable.
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GUYS

GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC

GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU

OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
christopherjhale.bsky.social Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · Oct 16
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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stargazingfarm.bsky.social
Here’s the rare Tuxedo Maryland Panther hovering over its prey. Ordinarily totally invisible, this animal allowed us a brief glimpse at dusk. What an experience!

#tuxedocats #catimagination
October 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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nickjdupont.bsky.social
Hiya, 'net. My hero wife is a federal worker who is working without pay thanks to the gub'mint. If you'd like to help keep our kitties safe and indoors during this hard time, you can read my horror books. No AI anywhere, not even the cover art. Even a checkout from KU helps. Thanks everyone!
Wichita Pass
Wichita Pass [Dupont, Nick J] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Wichita Pass
www.amazon.com
October 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
antelopecat.bsky.social
What a kind and loving gesture on her part to reassure everyone.
yasharali.bsky.social Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · Oct 8
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
antelopecat.bsky.social
Living the dream… because I can’t stay awake.
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
antelopecat.bsky.social
I believe this of copiers as well.
neongrey.bsky.social neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · Oct 6
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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tv-ma.bsky.social
Oh no! It's a spooky pumpkin.

Vampire is available to adopt in Southern California. Willing to drive her out up to 2hrs for the right match!

Costume & Candy store included. Dm for details
October 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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doctorwaffle.substack.com
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM