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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 2h

This. Exactly 100% this.

Terzilla Ford @bassdiesel.bsky.social · 6h

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 14h

Hang on where’s that picture of lil me

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 2d

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 2d

I think it was called “The Government That Couldn’t Slow Down”

Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 2d

The government shutdown is serious. I heard the US government is now down to a single employee on a bus who has to keep it speeding above 50 miles per hour or America will explode.

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 2d

GET THE SEISMOGRAPH READY

Corey booBrowa 🎃 👻 🐈‍⬛ @coreydu.bsky.social · 2d

THIS TEAM 🔱

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 2d

I still remember at least half a dozen I might as well be entombed in Pompeiian ash.

bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 3d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.bsky.social · 3d

My daily morning ritual on X:

*opens the app*

*sees if it happened*

*closes the app*

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 3d

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and making a funny face .

Alt: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and making a “yikes” face .

media.tenor.com

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 3d

The fuck??

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 3d

In that case I’m thrilled today’s was visually much more impressive than a one yard reception

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 3d

(Is there a reason everyone is saying today was his first NFL touchdown? Do pre season games not count?)

Screenshot from sportsillustrated.com including a tweet from Bri Amaranthus stating “this is wild” with a photo of NFL wide receiver Tez Johnson upside down during a celebratory backflip

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Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 4d

Regardless of the loss yesterday (always Go Ducks), I like to believe that, yes, we absolutely broke Penn State. 🦆

Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 4d

ESPN reports Penn State has fired James Franklin.

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 3d

TEZ FOR PREZ!!! God what a play 😍

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 3d

Holy crap what a throw and catch from Baker Mayfield and Tez Johnson

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MythicalDragoness 🇨🇦 @mythicaldragoness.bsky.social · 4d

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"If you allow politicians to violate your rights in times of crisis, they will create crises to violate your rights".

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 3d

Yesterday wasn’t all bad 🫶🏻

Oregon Ducks fan clad in yellow attire holds his hands up in front of his face. He’s wearing running back gloves with the team mascot on the palms

Seriously the biggest ice cream sandwich you’ve ever seen - like two inches of ice cream between two chocolate chip cookies

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a suit and tie stands with his hand on his hip

Alt: a man in a suit and tie stands with his hand on his hips and bitterly mutters “youths!”

media.tenor.com

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 4d

The vibe I bring to the family function

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t need therapy, I just need everyone to stop being wrong.

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Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 4d

"Why can't you just be normal?"
*The Duck screams*

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 4d

I call out that good news because while most of the visiting fans were pleasant and absolutely earned every right to celebrate their win with their team and each other, two dudes in front of us taunted and flipped off my son and I was ready to rage.

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Lindsay Duck @ovalencia.bsky.social · 4d

Go Ducks

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 4d

Bad news: Indiana had our ass on every metric today and it cost us.
Good news: I am not in jail.

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 5d

Every inning just gets more historic

Roger Cormier: Built for Fall @yayroger.bsky.social · 5d

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5d

CONGRATS YOU JUST PASSED THE ALDS TEST

Seattle Mariners
@Mariners
THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP!
#SeizeTheMoment *
SEIZE THE MOMENT.
692
RALE
MARINERS
GA IT DE
SEATTL
20259
ALCS
Bound

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 5d

God I cracked a beer just sitting here - ‘course I’m making Game Day signs to give me something to do with my nerves

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🦇Ms. Eeeeeek!🦇 @anotheroregongirl.bsky.social · 5d

The important question

Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 5d

If this goes to a 14th inning, do they do a second 7th inning stretch?

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