Rachel
@rachelhumpert.bsky.social
UO Grad & Duck fan. Wife. Mother. Knitter. Crocheter. Baker (happy to be your ‘go-to’ sourdough specialist). Lover of Libraries. Left handed. Former high school golfer.
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Rachel
@rachelhumpert.bsky.social
· Jul 23
I’m petty.
I do not root for former Ducks who leave Oregon and play their college sport at another school.
I will never be a “once a Duck alway a Duck” fan.
Did I just boo Te-Hina Paopao when her face appeared on my TV? I sure did.
One day, I won’t care. But today is not that day.
I do not root for former Ducks who leave Oregon and play their college sport at another school.
I will never be a “once a Duck alway a Duck” fan.
Did I just boo Te-Hina Paopao when her face appeared on my TV? I sure did.
One day, I won’t care. But today is not that day.
I would like to humbly request a Pitch Perfect Christmas movie.
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I would like to humbly request a Pitch Perfect Christmas movie.
This is the best Three Musketeers movie - I will not entertain any arguments saying other wise.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0108...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0108...
The Three Musketeers (1993) ⭐ 6.4 | Action, Adventure, Romance
1h 45m | PG
www.imdb.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is the best Three Musketeers movie - I will not entertain any arguments saying other wise.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0108...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0108...
Reposted by Rachel
Oh shit!! That was a brutal hit!
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Oh shit!! That was a brutal hit!
Notre Dame’s a bunch of cry babies
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Notre Dame’s a bunch of cry babies
Ok, but for real - who’s playing in the @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social and the @poptartsbowl.com ?
That’s all anyone wants to know.
That’s all anyone wants to know.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ok, but for real - who’s playing in the @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social and the @poptartsbowl.com ?
That’s all anyone wants to know.
That’s all anyone wants to know.
Reposted by Rachel
Let’s make some history.
The first @CFBPlayoff game in Autzen Stadium will feature the first meeting between Oregon and James Madison.
#GoDucks
The first @CFBPlayoff game in Autzen Stadium will feature the first meeting between Oregon and James Madison.
#GoDucks
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Let’s make some history.
The first @CFBPlayoff game in Autzen Stadium will feature the first meeting between Oregon and James Madison.
#GoDucks
The first @CFBPlayoff game in Autzen Stadium will feature the first meeting between Oregon and James Madison.
#GoDucks
Maybe we should go back to letting a computer figure out the top teams.
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Maybe we should go back to letting a computer figure out the top teams.
Alright! Who’s Oregon hosting?
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Alright! Who’s Oregon hosting?
I’m okay with Notre Dame being kept out of the playoff. They shit the bed EVERY fucking time they get in.
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m okay with Notre Dame being kept out of the playoff. They shit the bed EVERY fucking time they get in.
Reposted by Rachel
Updated Rankings:
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Updated Rankings:
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
Oh shoot!! That poor kicker.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oh shoot!! That poor kicker.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
I wish I could do multiple gifs because there are soooooooo many
I wish I could do multiple gifs because there are soooooooo many
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
I wish I could do multiple gifs because there are soooooooo many
I wish I could do multiple gifs because there are soooooooo many
So there’s a scenario where this shitty Alabama team comes to Autzen and gets shellacked, right?
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
So there’s a scenario where this shitty Alabama team comes to Autzen and gets shellacked, right?
Time for A Christmas Prince!
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Time for A Christmas Prince!
The SEC championship game is boring. I’m gonna watch a Hallmark Christmas movie instead. 😂
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The SEC championship game is boring. I’m gonna watch a Hallmark Christmas movie instead. 😂
Isn't that was they put in AMFs to make them blue?
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Isn't that was they put in AMFs to make them blue?
I laughed a little too hard at this one
A defiant Pete Hegseth lashed out at his critics on Thursday. “I get knocked down, but I get up again,” he said. “You're never gonna keep me down.” Revealing the secret to his resilience, Hegseth said, “I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink.”
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I laughed a little too hard at this one
Reposted by Rachel
I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts (I am a millennial woman after all) and one of them is called "Betrayal". On it people recount stories of how they've been betrayed by partners, family, or friends. What I've learned is that I'm glad I'm not religious because these religious women get DUPED.
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts (I am a millennial woman after all) and one of them is called "Betrayal". On it people recount stories of how they've been betrayed by partners, family, or friends. What I've learned is that I'm glad I'm not religious because these religious women get DUPED.
I am so irritated that the Ducks women’s basketball team don’t get to play on real TV and they are DOMINATING.
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I am so irritated that the Ducks women’s basketball team don’t get to play on real TV and they are DOMINATING.
Oh gosh! My Spotify Wrapped is kind of embarrassing. 😂🤣😂🤣
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh gosh! My Spotify Wrapped is kind of embarrassing. 😂🤣😂🤣
Hahahahahahaha
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "oregon" (62×)
2. "ducks" (60×)
3. "game" (59×)
4. "kids" (58×)
5. "shit" (54×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "oregon" (62×)
2. "ducks" (60×)
3. "game" (59×)
4. "kids" (58×)
5. "shit" (54×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Hahahahahahaha
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "oregon" (62×)
2. "ducks" (60×)
3. "game" (59×)
4. "kids" (58×)
5. "shit" (54×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "oregon" (62×)
2. "ducks" (60×)
3. "game" (59×)
4. "kids" (58×)
5. "shit" (54×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
You can also waffle the leftover stuffing. Then top with a scoop of mashed potatoes, turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce. It's like a savory sundae.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You can also waffle the leftover stuffing. Then top with a scoop of mashed potatoes, turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce. It's like a savory sundae.
Ducks vs Them | 2025 Oregon Football Game 12 | “Love Over Hate”
YouTube video by GoDucks
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM