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AndyB
@andyb1009.bsky.social
The World’s Worst Gamer.

Tell me about your favorite dinosaur.

I want gay married couples, to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns.
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New favorite video game moment:

Wolfenstein The New Order, NAZIs storm your base. Your ally J (implied to be Jimi Hendrix) plays his version of the 🇺🇸 National Anthem.
Get to know you mutuals, list 10 random things you like 👍

❤️ Charcuterie boards
❤️ Documentaries
❤️ King of the Hill
❤️ Carrot Cake
❤️ Sunny D
❤️ LEGO
❤️ Date Nights
❤️ Dressing up nice
❤️ Lazy Rivers in Waterparks
❤️ Pigs
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like 🥰

💖 sushi
💖 stories w/ happy endings
💖 The Simpsons. And not just "golden years" Simpsons, give me ALL The Simpsons
💖 baklava
💖 Prosecco
💖 Superman
💖 road trips
💖 clay face masks
💖 rollercoasters
💖 sloths
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like 🥰

💖 sleeping
💖 games with infinite inventory space
💖 squirrels
💖 cute stickers
💖 plushies
💖 scary movies
💖 moon + stars
💖 Care Bears
💖 fluffy blankets
💖 crows
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This joke is so dad it’s outside grilling with white New Balance shoes.
This joke is so dad it stepped out for a pack of cigarettes when I was two and never came back
This joke is so dad it tuts when you ask it for a lift anywhere and mutters "I'm not a bloody taxi service..."
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Walmart asked me to review a sweet potato. Did I do it right?
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I started playing Shadow of Mordor. A fun game so far, it has an Assassin’s Creed feel to it. I really appreciate the enemy leveling and progression system.

I bought Shadow of War too, which from what I've been told really sharpens and improves the game mechanics.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When people ask me how long I’ve been gaming for:

This was a MegaMan cake for my 8th birthday.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy.
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I finished up Batman: Arkham Knight. It was a great conclusion to the Arkham series. Mark Hamill and the late Kevin Conroy crushed their roles as Joker and Batman.

That being said, 243 Riddler trophies and the often ridiculous challenges left a sour taste in what was otherwise a fantastic game.
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One of the benefits of living in Louisiana is that I can use this meme at least once a year. Highs today will be in the high 80s.
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you see this post, QTP a female anime character you love.
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Me watching MAGA voters melt down on Facebook.
a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
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November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I didn’t get mine day one, but eventually I did and it’s my favorite console of all time.
Did you own an SNES around the time of its release, get one later on, or never have one at all?
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m a blue dot living in a red state. Last nights results make me so happy, it’s a giant middle finger to Trump, and MAGA.
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A great memory or mine was camping out in front of Best Buy with friends to be the first to purchase our Wii Consoles.
Hey, if it helps, at least the PS3 and Nintendo Wii aren't turning 20 years old this year!

...they both turn 20 years old NEXT year.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Drop something yellow! 🟡⭐️
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Good morning everyone! Have a terrific Tuesday!
a cartoon of garfield laying in a box with a thought bubble that says " so this is tuesday "
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November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Does Planet Fitness have a free trial day today? 5:00 AM and the gym was absolutely packed.
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Drop something orange 🍊
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
After playing Arkham Asylum, City and Knight I can say without a doubt that @markhamillofficial.bsky.social is the quintessential Joker. He gives the perfect blend of insanity, comedy and, and viciousness.
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Change one letter ruin a candy.

Footsie-Rolls
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Give me your favorite Star Trek ship.

Short lived but intense.
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM