Andrew Sanford
@andrewsanford.bsky.social
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andrewsanford.bsky.social
Blerg. Of course he did. Jeeeesus.
andrewsanford.bsky.social
She hit me with the “hey guys, I know you from Washington Park.”

AND??
andrewsanford.bsky.social
I’m all for political canvassing, but if I am holding one kids’ hand while another one is slumped on my shoulder maybe don’t try and stop me.

Even if you don’t know that both kids are sick, use your brain.

On the plus side it gave me another reason not to vote for Jim McGreevey.
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kleinman.bsky.social
Increasingly we need candidates who'd be comfortable cutting a wrestling promo
atrupar.com
Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."
andrewsanford.bsky.social
Doing things like this, actively bringing communities together, is why I believe Zohran is more than big promises.

This is good work. This is good politics. This will help him win.
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
We’re kicking the politics of the past aside and scoring a new generation of leadership — and we want you on our team.

Join us for The Cost of Living Classic, a free citywide soccer tournament in Coney Island this Sunday, co-hosted by NYC Footy.

Details + register at zohranfornyc.com/colclassic
andrewsanford.bsky.social
If @joeyesposito.bsky.social is putting out a new comic book then that is reason enough to pay attention. Joey is a big ole sweetheart and when I tell you this book is one of the most fucked up things he’s ever worked on, I mean that as a complement.

I’m thrilled to back it and you should be too.
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bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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razzball.bsky.social
I love both team’s fan bases and I hope the Mariners and Jays win 3 and half games each and they both go to the World Series.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
Not gonna link the troll but Bari Weiss clearly represents “thought police” more than 100,000 Bluesky leftists scolding you for writing a defense of Weiss ever will, and ignoring that reality is clearly designed to curry the favor of thought police. You’re not a free thinker, you’re the boot licker.
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timbarnes.bsky.social
some thoughts on Black representation in horror cinema…
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kentremendous.bsky.social
Three-card monte is rigged against the person playing it. Whether it's fun or not is irrelevant. It's designed to make you lose. That's why you are stupid if you play.
andrewsanford.bsky.social
“Dada, mummies are NOT real.”

“Well… mummies are real, they just don’t come back to life.”

“… What?!”

I may have made a mistake.
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kentremendous.bsky.social
It is the deepest of bummers to listen to John Smoltz broadcast a baseball game. He hates the game so intensely it almost makes *me* hate it!
jayjaffe.bsky.social
He sets the lowest bar because no broadcaster radiates contempt for today’s game or his audience like Smoltz
adfrts.bsky.social
I agree, with the caveat that that’s more of a testament to just how bad Smoltz is
andrewsanford.bsky.social
Only if their names start with Craig and end with T. Nelson.
andrewsanford.bsky.social
I remember thinking his answer about how he would do things differently amounted to “viiibes, man.”
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lonestarball.bsky.social
Every once in a while I remember that the Rangers fired their hitting coach mid-season and replaced him with a podcaster.
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ugarles.bsky.social
usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.
lumpawaroomd.bsky.social
This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment
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slangsonsports.bsky.social
14 innings!!!

This is the longest winner-take-all game by innings in postseason history
andrewsanford.bsky.social
SOMEBODY SCORE A GODDAMN RUN! #ALDS
andrewsanford.bsky.social
This is like RDJ leaving the MCU to do Oppenheimer and then heading right back to the MCU but it’s missing one crucial detail.
discussingfilm.net
Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and Karen Gillan will all return for ‘JUMANJI 3’

Brittany O’Grady and Burn Gorman are joining the cast.

(Source: bit.ly/4h2d8ki)
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
andrewsanford.bsky.social
They do both love red hats.
mlbdeadlinenews.bsky.social
The #Angels and Albert Pujols are in “preliminary discussions on a deal” that would make Pujols the next LAA Manager, per The Athletic

Pujols “has been the favorite choice of Angels owner Arte Moreno” for the job.
andrewsanford.bsky.social
If only there were historical events we could compare this to.