Andrew Sanford
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Hell yes.
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hell yes.
GMs trying to act cool at the Winter Meetings now that Devin Williams is off the board:
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
GMs trying to act cool at the Winter Meetings now that Devin Williams is off the board:
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I wouldn't trust Arte Moreno to choose names out of a hat
The 16-member Hall of Fame Board who will vote on this year’s contemporary ballot: Hall of Famers Fergie Jenkins, Jim Kaat, Juan Marichal, Tony Pérez, Ozzie Smith, Alan Trammell and Robin Yount; MLB executives Mark Attanasio, Doug Melvin, Arte Moreno, Kim Ng, ...
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I wouldn't trust Arte Moreno to choose names out of a hat
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She has the moral clarity that a lot of elected Dems could use: what is happening today is evil.
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
She has the moral clarity that a lot of elected Dems could use: what is happening today is evil.
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
I have twin four year olds and three jobs. Getting to the movies this year has been difficult.
I will happily be seated for Avatar 3.
I will happily be seated for Avatar 3.
you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I have twin four year olds and three jobs. Getting to the movies this year has been difficult.
I will happily be seated for Avatar 3.
I will happily be seated for Avatar 3.
Rangers need a catcher and I don’t think they’ll pony up for Realmuto so get them long trade fingers movin, CY!
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Rangers need a catcher and I don’t think they’ll pony up for Realmuto so get them long trade fingers movin, CY!
*man canvassing outside of my kids’ school where people are voting today*
“Vote for Catherine Healy! Two firefighter brothers!”
*woman walking to vote*
“That doesn’t have anything to do with her qualifications.”
*man*
“DON’T HAVE A FIRE!!”
Very excited for this to be over.
“Vote for Catherine Healy! Two firefighter brothers!”
*woman walking to vote*
“That doesn’t have anything to do with her qualifications.”
*man*
“DON’T HAVE A FIRE!!”
Very excited for this to be over.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
*man canvassing outside of my kids’ school where people are voting today*
“Vote for Catherine Healy! Two firefighter brothers!”
*woman walking to vote*
“That doesn’t have anything to do with her qualifications.”
*man*
“DON’T HAVE A FIRE!!”
Very excited for this to be over.
“Vote for Catherine Healy! Two firefighter brothers!”
*woman walking to vote*
“That doesn’t have anything to do with her qualifications.”
*man*
“DON’T HAVE A FIRE!!”
Very excited for this to be over.
“I heard you like closers. So I put a closer with your closer so he closes while you close.” - Steve Cohen
Solid signing, especially if they bring back Edwin to be behind him
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“I heard you like closers. So I put a closer with your closer so he closes while you close.” - Steve Cohen
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
Was browsing Cameo and remembered that years ago I got Angela from The Rehearsal to make a Hanukkah video for my friend.
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Was browsing Cameo and remembered that years ago I got Angela from The Rehearsal to make a Hanukkah video for my friend.
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
There are a lot of important things going on in the world to be mad about right now but the fact that I was able to see Glass Onion in an AMC theater with A-List just three years ago but now I can’t see its sequel the same way is a crime and I want arrests made.
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There are a lot of important things going on in the world to be mad about right now but the fact that I was able to see Glass Onion in an AMC theater with A-List just three years ago but now I can’t see its sequel the same way is a crime and I want arrests made.
Welcome to my Master R0kSn, ya broke motherfuckers
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Welcome to my Master R0kSn, ya broke motherfuckers
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
Hell yes.
600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hell yes.
My Thanksgiving kicked off with a late-night restart of Red Dead 2 and I haven’t looked back so I say yes.
We’ve reached the “should I start a Grand Theft Auto San Andreas playthrough” period of fall weather
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My Thanksgiving kicked off with a late-night restart of Red Dead 2 and I haven’t looked back so I say yes.
The Department of War just debuted a new slogan:
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Department of War just debuted a new slogan:
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Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
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Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
“Jokes on you, Roker.” - a lil sweetheart who will one day rule the world
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“Jokes on you, Roker.” - a lil sweetheart who will one day rule the world
Just gonna take a shot in the dark and say Santa probably doesn’t need a chyron.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just gonna take a shot in the dark and say Santa probably doesn’t need a chyron.
Me to my green beans tonight:
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me to my green beans tonight:
THAT’S how you act after you make it to the WS. Must be nice.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
THAT’S how you act after you make it to the WS. Must be nice.
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Who funds Pablo! [skipping the ad reads in the the podcast] I'm doing detective work!
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Who funds Pablo! [skipping the ad reads in the the podcast] I'm doing detective work!