Andrew Sanford
@andrewsanford.bsky.social
Writer/Director/Twin Dad
GMs trying to act cool at the Winter Meetings now that Devin Williams is off the board:
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
GMs trying to act cool at the Winter Meetings now that Devin Williams is off the board:
Was browsing Cameo and remembered that years ago I got Angela from The Rehearsal to make a Hanukkah video for my friend.
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
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She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Was browsing Cameo and remembered that years ago I got Angela from The Rehearsal to make a Hanukkah video for my friend.
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
The Department of War just debuted a new slogan:
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Department of War just debuted a new slogan:
Me to my green beans tonight:
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me to my green beans tonight:
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1996 film The Nutty Professor about BBS (big beautiful scientist) Sherman Klump!
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1996 film The Nutty Professor about BBS (big beautiful scientist) Sherman Klump!
Knew this was coming but doesn’t hurt any less. Thanks for the World Series. Thanks for the ball. Thank you, El Bombi.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Knew this was coming but doesn’t hurt any less. Thanks for the World Series. Thanks for the ball. Thank you, El Bombi.
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1997 film Batman & Robin which is about two brilliant mad scientists who want to improve the planet and three billionaires who get in their way!
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1997 film Batman & Robin which is about two brilliant mad scientists who want to improve the planet and three billionaires who get in their way!
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1989 film Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! An important movie about the health benefits of consuming ant meat.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1989 film Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! An important movie about the health benefits of consuming ant meat.
Dr. FeAr is nothing if not a viral sensation!
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dr. FeAr is nothing if not a viral sensation!
Dr. FeAr is back to discuss Back to the Future!
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dr. FeAr is back to discuss Back to the Future!
*Michael makes a joke that gets laughs*
Friend: Michael, you are off the wall!
*Dont Stop Till You Get Enough plays as Michael smiles*
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Friend: Michael, you are off the wall!
*Dont Stop Till You Get Enough plays as Michael smiles*
Brought you by:
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
*Michael makes a joke that gets laughs*
Friend: Michael, you are off the wall!
*Dont Stop Till You Get Enough plays as Michael smiles*
Brought you by:
Friend: Michael, you are off the wall!
*Dont Stop Till You Get Enough plays as Michael smiles*
Brought you by:
I LOVE YOU NEW YORK CITY
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I LOVE YOU NEW YORK CITY
Enjoy a momentary distraction from election news today and join Dr. FeAr as he reviews the 1984 film Ghostbusters!
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Enjoy a momentary distraction from election news today and join Dr. FeAr as he reviews the 1984 film Ghostbusters!
Would it surprise you to learn that this text I received from VIRGINIA is about an election in NEW JERSEY?!
Call me old-fashioned but these people can get fucked.
Call me old-fashioned but these people can get fucked.
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Would it surprise you to learn that this text I received from VIRGINIA is about an election in NEW JERSEY?!
Call me old-fashioned but these people can get fucked.
Call me old-fashioned but these people can get fucked.
Someone show these numbers to Hakeem Jeffries.
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Someone show these numbers to Hakeem Jeffries.
Trying to survive the last remaining days before a mayoral election:
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Trying to survive the last remaining days before a mayoral election:
Trick r Treating was a massive success. Many people wanted to know what my green drink was. I said Monster Blood. Correct in a way.
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Trick r Treating was a massive success. Many people wanted to know what my green drink was. I said Monster Blood. Correct in a way.
Dr. FeAr reviews the 2017 Jordan Peele film Get Out! … but he is not affiliated with these scientists.
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Dr. FeAr reviews the 2017 Jordan Peele film Get Out! … but he is not affiliated with these scientists.
Dr. FeAr reviewed the 1985 film Re-Animator which features his favorite mad scientist: Herbert West!
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Dr. FeAr reviewed the 1985 film Re-Animator which features his favorite mad scientist: Herbert West!
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1996 adaptation of The Island of Dr. Moreau despite his connection to one of its leads!
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1996 adaptation of The Island of Dr. Moreau despite his connection to one of its leads!
Dr. FeAr is a big fan of David Cronenberg’s The Fly (even if Goldblum is too sexy to be a mad scientist)!
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Dr. FeAr is a big fan of David Cronenberg’s The Fly (even if Goldblum is too sexy to be a mad scientist)!
Ole Zazzy is reading my articles again.
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Ole Zazzy is reading my articles again.