lyss🦎
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Andrew Cuomo acts tough on TV. But when Donald Trump came after our Attorney General, Cuomo couldn't even name him. That's cowardice.
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Normalize caring about other people.

They deserve to live and thrive. Everyone does.
it’s me and screaming into this specific void against the world
definitely the hands
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Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally
merriam-webster, i wanna be brave, but fashion companies barely wanna give me pockets at all, please-
Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.
“you know what we do with fishes like you?” *menacing lobster claw clicks*
earnest question: does a lobster mobster still make 'em sleep w the fishes?
A picture of a mobster lobster.
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i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need
why do i find this one so cunty
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I’m a bitch
I’m a boss
I’m a bitch I’m a boss and I smell like moss
I’m a bitch
I’m a bo
i forgot about emma sidi - ICON
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hello fellow human. how do you handle this weird life because I have no idea what I'm doing
i think this says a lot about me, what contestants have your silly little vibe?
i’m gonna be so real, the way that i choose what contestants to follow on instagram after watching taskmaster is based completely on the people that have the same silly little vibe i have (mae martin, stevie martin, fatiha el-ghorri, and ania magliano)
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
hey so if you, like me, are a) going through it, b) watch taskmaster as one of if not your primary comfort show and c) have p bad mental health issues: i made a lockscreen for us!
ive been saying this to myself for the past couple days and its been really helpful to me. (downloadable in replies)
wait that's just depression huh LOL
hot take but there should be a stage of grief called "p sure all my friends hate me"
hot take but there should be a stage of grief called "p sure all my friends hate me"
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