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Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person. Sentient Being. Alive. Mythical.
Pinned
This Demolition Man reboot is dogshit.
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
Isn’t this grand? ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Sadly, he does indeed stroke during doze.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@dvewlsh.com My man, look, evil.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oh man .. I sure am glad I’m on the downhill slope of life. Shit is going to get so much worse for the young folks though.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Does anyone remember the cutlery in the 2001: A Space Odyssey? I’d been looking for the pattern, and found it. Saw the price and thought “Not bad”. Then I realize that was for just one place serving. Le sigh.

Those spoons are beyond sexy.

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Georg Jensen AJ 5 Piece Stainless Steel Place Setting by Arne Jacobsen - Amusespot - Unique products by Georg Jensen for Kitchen, Home Décor, Barware, Living, and Spa products - Award-winning, interna...
AJ 5 Piece Place Setting by Arne Jacobsen for Georg Jensen   Designed in 1957 the AJ Cutlery is an icon of modern design- it was used in Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey and is in numerous museum colle...
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December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think it’s possible that Johnson is one of those fellows who hires women to stand on his balls and tell him he’s trash. He enjoys this humiliation.
NEWS

President Trump did not inform Speaker Mike Johnson in advance that he planned to announce that he was granting a pardon to Congressman Henry Cuellar.
Scoop: Johnson blindsided by Trump's Cuellar pardon
"I didn't know anything about it," Johnson told Axios.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Is Trump dying? This really has Make-A-Wish all over it.
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Let me tell you about something that bugs me.

The older I get the more I find myself as the last keeper of a particular set of memories. I feel like every time someone else dies, or loses touch, or I forget things, that part of me dies.

Well, maybe it doesn’t bug me, but rather I feel sad.
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How is it that 80% of the content on Netflix looks like garbage made in order to launder money?
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How is someone involved in such lasciviousness so goddamned boring?
Cool push alert, guys
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Fuck this ho. He doesn’t speak for me. This is not the “right” outcome.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Random neat thing - I’ve loved Pasha for years. In the last 5 or so, they’ve been offering these refill bottles. Each one hold 6.7 oz, which can give to two fills. I’m not sure what impact it makes, but it’s neat!

And yeah, Pasha is a men’s cologne. Thankfully, my nose doesn’t care.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
SNOOZZLEPURRRUUFFF
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As you know, I’m an ungodly heathen. Even I think it’s evil to get such a boner over hungry poor people.
Rollins: Joe Biden increased food stamp program funding by 40%. Now… we continue to roll that back… Just gratitude and joy for this work. So, so grateful to you.
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Reposted by Alice Radley
Perhaps the biggest shock about Trump using the R-word is not that he used it. It's how few Republicans cared. My latest for MSNOW.
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
Opinion | Trump used an ugly slur against Tim Walz. Many on the right didn't mind.
Eric Garcia: Note how few Republicans have criticized the president's rhetoric.
www.ms.now
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wait .. no way. He thinks the fog of war is a literal fog/cloud? That’s fucking hilari-o! What a little plastic soldier he is!
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
All of this is so strange. I kinda love how none of his people are stopping him from continuing to embarrass himself. Quite telling, really.
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Doesn’t this dude have a local mall to prowl? Go home, vato!
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Can’t sleep. Susan Dell is going to eat me.

This image came up in an article Darren sent me. This poor woman has been done wrong by her surgeons. Honestly, this is why plastic surgery isn’t for me. If a billionaire can get a bad job, a regular person like me will get mauled.
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A couple things:

1. I’m still getting used to women talking this explicitly about violence. I suppose I’m old fashioned, but it sounds weird to me.

2. I’d love to see how she handle herself on a day with a gang. She’s talking like a thug, but real thugs would shred her.
Megyn Kelly on alleged war crimes: "I really do kind of not only wanna see them killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or in the water, but I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out."
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A: ”I want to feel like I’m peeking into the private world of the Rev and Mrs. Malcolm Mars. Mrs. Mars tells the Rev that she’s pegging him tonight. She wants him to check anal lube for quality!”

*long pause*

B: “And that’s what you want on the Caramel M & M’s bag?”

A: “Absolutely”
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This product is emblematic of the problems we have in this nation. Moral rot has many forms, my friends. This is a product that exists in defiance of tongues, stomachs, and bowels. Spurn it! The only thing you have to lose is your nausea!
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM