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Alice Radley

@alradley.com

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Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person. Sentient Being. Alive. Mythical.

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · Jun 9

This Demolition Man reboot is dogshit.

ColdChef, an Undertaker. Booooo @coldchef.bsky.social · Jun 8

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 43m

Because he’s trying to pretend he’s healthy. Also, he’s a pea wit.

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 3h

Confusing, isn’t it?

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 3h

It’s a total mystery to me.

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 3h

Let’s have a look.

Why would anyone want this? Surely the merkin is well out of fashion.

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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 15h

Shorter Mike Johnson:

Beating up a woman isn’t “really serious.”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Q: This has been reported for a while. Cory Mills was accused of beating a girlfriend in his DC apt. Are you concerned about these allegations?

JOHNSON: You have to ask Rep. Mills about that. He's been a faithful colleague. I don't know the details. Let's talk about things that are really serious

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 16h

Yes, I live in V.

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 20h

Well, him announcing that probably makes those agents feel super duper safe.

Reuters @reuters.com · 21h

Trump confirms CIA authorization in Venezuela reut.rs/3KWIeOd

Trump confirms CIA authorization in Venezuela

President Donald Trump confirmed reports on Wednesday that he authorized the CIA to conduct covert operations in Venezuela, marking a sharp escalation in U.S. efforts to pressure President Nicolas Maduro’s regime.

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 21h

I didn’t realize Thomas Jefferson was a whiny, uneducated little bitch with a GIANT face.

I learn new things every day.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Brooke Rollins: "Charlie Kirk is in a way the modern day Thomas Jefferson."

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 21h

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 22h

She loves the taste of boot, and she wants you to know.

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 22h

Well, he’s a lunatic with no one in his life that cares about him, so it follows that he’d be ill most of the time.

Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 1d

Jordan Peterson critically ill with pneumonia, neuropathy, and sepsis

Jordan Peterson is sick, and suffering from "spiritual attacks" (and surely it's not the drugs, or long COVID, or a meat-only diet, or...)

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

True story - I watched this movie to see Christian Slater’s asscheeks. He was my middle school crush ☺️

Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 1d

I loved Drew Struzan’s artwork so much. Especially loved how, for THE NAME OF THE ROSE poster, he drew Sean Connery in a, “nuh-UH girl” pose.

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

And he’s featuring hard nips for all you hoes out there.

UAW @uaw.org · 1d

🧵 The United Auto Workers have endorsed Graham Platner for the United States Senate in Maine.

As a U.S. military veteran, oyster farmer, and proud lifelong Mainer, @grahamformaine.bsky.social is a true fighter for the working class.

Photo of Graham Platner, candidate for U.S. Senate in Maine. Photo courtesy of grahamformaine.com.

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

Damn right!

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

What the hell gets into people? Such abominations ..

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

She was FULL of personality. And she was such a little love.

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

Definitely happening soon. My husband wants a little break.

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

❤️

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

Must have a lot of huge dicks. Some men just can’t handle seeing that.

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

Cringe. This is pathetic and sad.

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 1d

She's baaaack! "Did you miss live standup?" "No, I missed Chinese food." It's selling out fast so make your plans Peeps. This is the third time over the years that I've done this gig and it is the most fun, and delicious. Spend the holiday with us. You can also buy tix to watch on youtube.

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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

NO.

Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1d

Thanks Dave!