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Alice Radley
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Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person. Sentient Being. Alive. Mythical.
Everyone loves cat grass. Beans and Bertie are everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
He has met a catnip plant. He digs it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Look at my happy boy 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m sure this will stop when he’s grown, so I’m try to enjoy these little naps.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ok, I give in. I’m going to try it again.

cc @lawdog1521.bsky.social @radiofreetom.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I made a chart for this the other day.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Aw. Looks like he’s having a little cozy snooze.

My little guy is on patrol. Here’s a pic from earlier today.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Bertie is sleeping off today’s round of kitten vaccinations. Please enjoy this head to toe tour of him in my arms.
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I was the coolest courier in the wasteland with this bad boy.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Have you seen this KD hate crime?
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You gotta get a new hook. Fuckin’ Jefferson, Fuckin’ Albert that.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
We forced the wee boy to stay inside whilst we took out the dogs. He was heartbroken, and ran a huge guilt trip on us. Look at him being pathetic.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I want to hip you all to the world of cat safety. As tempting as the delicious tum tum is, and this one is highlighted in white fun, it is a trap. The danger zone is cat tummy. Touch at your peril.

I have included a few arrows pointing to safe touch points.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Post* with a time you looked cool.

This was 1993. Prom.

*I don’t do that skeet thing. Blech.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
ME: *ambling*

YOU: *speakerphone in public*

ME:
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Majestic 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I’m worried about this snowman. He has seen some shit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Onions is feeling shy, but I wanted to share her new sweater. They call it The Big Lebarkski. So, so cute.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
He’s trying to be a big boy. Working on it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM