Alice Radley
@alradley.com
Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person. Sentient Being. Alive. Mythical.
Everyone loves cat grass. Beans and Bertie are everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Everyone loves cat grass. Beans and Bertie are everyone.
He has met a catnip plant. He digs it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He has met a catnip plant. He digs it.
Look at my happy boy 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Look at my happy boy 🥰
I’m sure this will stop when he’s grown, so I’m try to enjoy these little naps.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’m sure this will stop when he’s grown, so I’m try to enjoy these little naps.
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright
I made a chart for this the other day.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I made a chart for this the other day.
Aw. Looks like he’s having a little cozy snooze.
My little guy is on patrol. Here’s a pic from earlier today.
My little guy is on patrol. Here’s a pic from earlier today.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Aw. Looks like he’s having a little cozy snooze.
My little guy is on patrol. Here’s a pic from earlier today.
My little guy is on patrol. Here’s a pic from earlier today.
Bertie is sleeping off today’s round of kitten vaccinations. Please enjoy this head to toe tour of him in my arms.
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Bertie is sleeping off today’s round of kitten vaccinations. Please enjoy this head to toe tour of him in my arms.
I was the coolest courier in the wasteland with this bad boy.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I was the coolest courier in the wasteland with this bad boy.
Have you seen this KD hate crime?
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Have you seen this KD hate crime?
You gotta get a new hook. Fuckin’ Jefferson, Fuckin’ Albert that.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You gotta get a new hook. Fuckin’ Jefferson, Fuckin’ Albert that.
We forced the wee boy to stay inside whilst we took out the dogs. He was heartbroken, and ran a huge guilt trip on us. Look at him being pathetic.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We forced the wee boy to stay inside whilst we took out the dogs. He was heartbroken, and ran a huge guilt trip on us. Look at him being pathetic.
I want to hip you all to the world of cat safety. As tempting as the delicious tum tum is, and this one is highlighted in white fun, it is a trap. The danger zone is cat tummy. Touch at your peril.
I have included a few arrows pointing to safe touch points.
I have included a few arrows pointing to safe touch points.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I want to hip you all to the world of cat safety. As tempting as the delicious tum tum is, and this one is highlighted in white fun, it is a trap. The danger zone is cat tummy. Touch at your peril.
I have included a few arrows pointing to safe touch points.
I have included a few arrows pointing to safe touch points.
Post* with a time you looked cool.
This was 1993. Prom.
*I don’t do that skeet thing. Blech.
This was 1993. Prom.
*I don’t do that skeet thing. Blech.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Post* with a time you looked cool.
This was 1993. Prom.
*I don’t do that skeet thing. Blech.
This was 1993. Prom.
*I don’t do that skeet thing. Blech.
ME: *ambling*
YOU: *speakerphone in public*
ME:
YOU: *speakerphone in public*
ME:
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ME: *ambling*
YOU: *speakerphone in public*
ME:
YOU: *speakerphone in public*
ME:
I’m worried about this snowman. He has seen some shit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’m worried about this snowman. He has seen some shit.
Onions is feeling shy, but I wanted to share her new sweater. They call it The Big Lebarkski. So, so cute.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Onions is feeling shy, but I wanted to share her new sweater. They call it The Big Lebarkski. So, so cute.
He’s trying to be a big boy. Working on it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He’s trying to be a big boy. Working on it.