Alice Radley
@alradley.com
Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person. Sentient Being. Alive. Mythical.
You’re selling it well, Lawpupperino.
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You’re selling it well, Lawpupperino.
Beans is like that. She zoomies in the backyard before bed. Does the trick.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Beans is like that. She zoomies in the backyard before bed. Does the trick.
I haven’t. Maybe I should take another stab at it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I haven’t. Maybe I should take another stab at it.
I wouldn’t want to presuppose their preposition.
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I wouldn’t want to presuppose their preposition.
I think the “of” is relatively accurate.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I think the “of” is relatively accurate.
I made a chart for this the other day.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I made a chart for this the other day.
Absolute fucking garbage. I play games so I don’t have to deal with strangers. So annoying.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Absolute fucking garbage. I play games so I don’t have to deal with strangers. So annoying.
Poor Vaughn Meader couldn’t buy a gig after that.
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Poor Vaughn Meader couldn’t buy a gig after that.
Aw. Looks like he’s having a little cozy snooze.
My little guy is on patrol. Here’s a pic from earlier today.
My little guy is on patrol. Here’s a pic from earlier today.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Aw. Looks like he’s having a little cozy snooze.
My little guy is on patrol. Here’s a pic from earlier today.
My little guy is on patrol. Here’s a pic from earlier today.
So, so good. Finally I can truly appreciate being deaf and blind. Still wearing those 20lb shoes?
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So, so good. Finally I can truly appreciate being deaf and blind. Still wearing those 20lb shoes?
I’m all ears … well, I’m all eyes to see what they say.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m all ears … well, I’m all eyes to see what they say.
If anything, I think that person might need to reread the story.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If anything, I think that person might need to reread the story.
This is the squillionth time you’ve made this point, mate. We get it. No ladies in the oval, and suspend habeas. Got it.
You’re groovy, but there hobby horses of yours have you in a rut.
You’re groovy, but there hobby horses of yours have you in a rut.
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is the squillionth time you’ve made this point, mate. We get it. No ladies in the oval, and suspend habeas. Got it.
You’re groovy, but there hobby horses of yours have you in a rut.
You’re groovy, but there hobby horses of yours have you in a rut.
Exactly. She could have done all the folksy bullshit that people seem to like in a politician.
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Exactly. She could have done all the folksy bullshit that people seem to like in a politician.
Klobuchar would have been good, in a Midwest Fargo kind of way.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Klobuchar would have been good, in a Midwest Fargo kind of way.
Very that.
I do hope they figure it out before that option is removed from them.
I do hope they figure it out before that option is removed from them.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Very that.
I do hope they figure it out before that option is removed from them.
I do hope they figure it out before that option is removed from them.
What frustrates me about it is that I know that the intentions are good. Obviously that doesn’t ultimately matter, but still. It’s irritating to see a group of decent folk with great goals, but utterly fucked methods. It’s not really defensible, which is why I haven’t IDed as a Dem for a long time.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What frustrates me about it is that I know that the intentions are good. Obviously that doesn’t ultimately matter, but still. It’s irritating to see a group of decent folk with great goals, but utterly fucked methods. It’s not really defensible, which is why I haven’t IDed as a Dem for a long time.
They won’t. As long as the focus is on a sort of Harrison Bergeron-ish social justice, it won’t happen.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They won’t. As long as the focus is on a sort of Harrison Bergeron-ish social justice, it won’t happen.
No one does that anymore.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No one does that anymore.
It’s simple, really. If you want to feed pizza to a crowd, you stay safe and order cheese, or pepperoni. When it’s just you and your pals, you go the more exotic fare.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It’s simple, really. If you want to feed pizza to a crowd, you stay safe and order cheese, or pepperoni. When it’s just you and your pals, you go the more exotic fare.