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Ally Gray

@allyg72.bsky.social

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Apparently a grey-haired Grandad in his 50’s, which is weird ‘cos I swear I was only in my twenties yesterday…👴🏻 Likes: Whisky, Guinness and Red Wine. Dislikes: The day after Whisky, Guinness and Red Wine…

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Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 6d

If only Starmer knew someone who was a toolmaker…

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 7d

I’ve got it, but can’t really get on with it. Tastes a little harsh for my pallet, almost chemical (and I’m someone whose preference is for Isla whiskies)

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Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 8d

At this stage why don’t we go the full ‘Have I Got News For You’ and have a different fucking one each week?…😐

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 8d

When the Manhattan group undertook the Trinity test in 1945, they weren’t 100% sure it wouldn’t set off a chain reaction that would essentially wipe all life from the planet.
They still did it obvs….😐

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 10d

Which is coincidentally also the mission statement of the Catholic Church…

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Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 11d

Or worse, after those three days of hell, thinking ‘I have to get back to work’ you force yourself to get back to work and then rinse and repeat…

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 11d

We’re all fucking mongrels, we’re all fucking brothers.
As Bill & Ted said unto us, ‘Be cool to one another.

Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 11d

British.

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 11d

It’s definitely Glasgow, he’s about to put that traffic cone he’s holding onto the head of a certain statue…

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 15d

Narya Capital you say?
Unusual name, wonder what made them pick that?
Hey, maybe it’s an anagram of somethi…wait a minute…
#fascists

Stefan 🥼 @stefank1117.bsky.social · 15d

“The investment firm Narya Capital—which Vance launched in 2020 with backing from Peter Thiel—was a vehicle for [AcreTrader] investments & a key backer in early funding rounds of the farmland startup…Vance is still an investor in the firm.” — Civil Eats

JD Vance benefits from farms going bankrupt.

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 17d

Wait, so you literally CAN buy elections?

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 17d

Tell me someone is selling ‘legionnaire Of The Antichrist’ merch because I for one am very much in the market for it.
In a medium T please.
Ideally in black, white, green and red…

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 17d

It’s absolutely laughable that some idiots think the world is run by lizards-in-suits.

But then I see this prick…🦎

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Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 20d

Look’s like the Canadian Supreme Court are going to have a decent season, but ultimately get beaten into second place by their nearest rivals…

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 20d

There’s a very dark comedy sketch in a couple of Russian hitmen coming over to the UK to off some dissident, luring them to a Premier Inn room then realizing the fucking window won’t open…

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 21d

Yes, but was it half-full or half-empty?
My mistake, it was half-arsed…

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 21d

Add in when Rangers sack a manager and that phone must be ringing off the hook!

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 22d

If only SuperAlly was sober at this time of night

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 22d

Barry’s agent emailing his terms to Ibrox…

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 22d

With your name?
Get Airfix in for an ideal cross-promotion of your tour and their latest Spitfire model, and pocket sized to boot.

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 24d

I too would walk upwards of an hour in an indeterminate direction in a strange place if it meant I didn’t have to make small talk with strangers in a small room for under 2 minutes.
And as you know, rain is if anything a bonus…

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 24d

Jesus fuck, surely no one outside of a ‘Gentleman’s Club’ would ask for that?
Anyway, off to be sick, no offense.
🤢🤮

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · 28d

I seem to recall Britain forcing foreign people to work for no pay against their will before, can anyone remember how that went?…#ffs

Prof Christina Pagel @chrischirp.bsky.social · 28d

Just fuck off with this. How about start the conversation by highlighting how much immigrants contribute to the UK - not least by propping up the NHS and social care system!

Also - forced volunteering is not volunteering, it's unpaid labour.

Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · Sep 26

Lose to Livi this weekend and he’s out.
Which means it’ll be a 1-1 draw with our late equalizer being scored by Souttar falling head first onto the ball in our penalty area, and when it returns from its orbit round the sun it bounces off the back of Antman’s head into their goal…

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Ally Gray @allyg72.bsky.social · Sep 26

This abysmal, apathetic, amoral excuse for a PM couldn’t ‘require’ me to go to the pub.
And I like doing that.
You can stick your ID card up your fucking Mandelson fella, I don’t trust you or the AI pricks advising you