Stephen Will
@allorin.bsky.social
Striving for positivity and inclusion. Hoping for the best. Love all things FPL / comics / books / music / film. Die-hard Boston Celtics ☘️ fan.
Random thoughts on Substack: https://stephenwill.substack.com
Random thoughts on Substack: https://stephenwill.substack.com
America is FUBAR #9703
Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
America is FUBAR #9703
I was raving about Garnacho for Chelsea before it was trendy.
I thought Garnacho terrorised Liverpool down that wing. Be interesting to see how he does against this faltering Forest defence.
(Not enough to bring him into your #FPL team. But enough to be a game-changer today.)
(Not enough to bring him into your #FPL team. But enough to be a game-changer today.)
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I was raving about Garnacho for Chelsea before it was trendy.
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Gabriel last week - 12 points
The week before - 9 points
Week before that 12 points.
Then 9, then 13
The week I captain him
This week
One fucking point.
One.
The week before - 9 points
Week before that 12 points.
Then 9, then 13
The week I captain him
This week
One fucking point.
One.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Gabriel last week - 12 points
The week before - 9 points
Week before that 12 points.
Then 9, then 13
The week I captain him
This week
One fucking point.
One.
The week before - 9 points
Week before that 12 points.
Then 9, then 13
The week I captain him
This week
One fucking point.
One.
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
Every journalist, editor, broadcaster, politician, think tank, inluencer, person on the street, bloke down the pub, weird uncle... ANYONE who holds the view "if you're poor you are obliged to be miserable" ... Can go and yeet themselves into the sun.
I mean, how dare young people treat themselves?
I mean, how dare young people treat themselves?
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Every journalist, editor, broadcaster, politician, think tank, inluencer, person on the street, bloke down the pub, weird uncle... ANYONE who holds the view "if you're poor you are obliged to be miserable" ... Can go and yeet themselves into the sun.
I mean, how dare young people treat themselves?
I mean, how dare young people treat themselves?
It's scary living in a reality where this becomes "the norm," where the sheer horror of this recedes from daily discourse as the news cycle updates to the latest thing.
And you realise this - THIS - is how atrocities happen. With an overwhelming deluge of horrific news that you can't keep up with.
And you realise this - THIS - is how atrocities happen. With an overwhelming deluge of horrific news that you can't keep up with.
will kim is still in ICE detention
will taeheung kim, a korean american scientist and doctoral candidate with a green card, is still being detained by ICE. he's been in detention since July 21, first at SFO for over a week and then in various ICE facilities all over the country.
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It's scary living in a reality where this becomes "the norm," where the sheer horror of this recedes from daily discourse as the news cycle updates to the latest thing.
And you realise this - THIS - is how atrocities happen. With an overwhelming deluge of horrific news that you can't keep up with.
And you realise this - THIS - is how atrocities happen. With an overwhelming deluge of horrific news that you can't keep up with.
This 2nd quarter of Celtics basketball is what I've been waiting for this season.
Brilliant basketball. Hope we can keep it up for the game, and beyond!
Brilliant basketball. Hope we can keep it up for the game, and beyond!
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This 2nd quarter of Celtics basketball is what I've been waiting for this season.
Brilliant basketball. Hope we can keep it up for the game, and beyond!
Brilliant basketball. Hope we can keep it up for the game, and beyond!
"Just centrally plan and redistribute the stuff."
This is a bit, right? Please tell me this is a bit. Oh lordy, I pray for this person that they are doing a bit.
This is a bit, right? Please tell me this is a bit. Oh lordy, I pray for this person that they are doing a bit.
Whoa man. I just think it's a useless inefficiency. Just centrally plan and redistribute the stuff itself.
If you are generating enough "excess wealth" to need taxes to do the redistributing, you can probably do your planning better.
Taxing the wealthy is a stopgap that the wealthy can attack.
If you are generating enough "excess wealth" to need taxes to do the redistributing, you can probably do your planning better.
Taxing the wealthy is a stopgap that the wealthy can attack.
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Just centrally plan and redistribute the stuff."
This is a bit, right? Please tell me this is a bit. Oh lordy, I pray for this person that they are doing a bit.
This is a bit, right? Please tell me this is a bit. Oh lordy, I pray for this person that they are doing a bit.
This.
democrats of all stripes should be rallying around kat abughazaleh asap. it doesnt matter where you stand ideologically. trying to jail dissenters is fundamentally unamerican and 100% fascist. democratic leaders at all levels should be making noise about it. you dont need a poll or focus group.
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This.
'This till is card only.'
'Please select your payment method.'
🤦♂️
'Please select your payment method.'
🤦♂️
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
'This till is card only.'
'Please select your payment method.'
🤦♂️
'Please select your payment method.'
🤦♂️
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
The Right continue to move the Overton window by claiming that actual racism is no longer racism.
I fkn hate racists.
I fkn hate racists.
Conservative Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp repeatedly refusing to say that he thinks Reform MP Sarah Pochin saying she doesn't like seeing black people on TV was racist.
Says he wouldn't use her "language" but it's right for her to express "legitimate concerns" about migration
Says he wouldn't use her "language" but it's right for her to express "legitimate concerns" about migration
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The Right continue to move the Overton window by claiming that actual racism is no longer racism.
I fkn hate racists.
I fkn hate racists.
Saying what he thinks will help him replace Starmer.
My issue?
I don‘t trust him one little bit.
My issue?
I don‘t trust him one little bit.
Striking to hear a senior Government minister in Wes Streeting clearly condemning Sarah Pochin's racism and the wider spread of racism across the UK, while defending the contribution of migrants to our country. Feels like a long time since we've heard a government minister speak like that
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Saying what he thinks will help him replace Starmer.
My issue?
I don‘t trust him one little bit.
My issue?
I don‘t trust him one little bit.
He’s not on my team (sadly), but you can’t help but admire this man. What a player.
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
He’s not on my team (sadly), but you can’t help but admire this man. What a player.
I mean, this is so clearly BS.
‘AI’ isn’t sentient. It’s a prediction engine. It mimics human speech. It has ZERO emotion.
‘AI’ isn’t sentient. It’s a prediction engine. It mimics human speech. It has ZERO emotion.
This article was brought to you by the words "could" and "may".
AI models may be developing their own ‘survival drive’, researchers say
Like 2001: A Space Odyssey’s HAL 9000, some AIs seem to resist being turned off and will even sabotage shutdown
www.theguardian.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I mean, this is so clearly BS.
‘AI’ isn’t sentient. It’s a prediction engine. It mimics human speech. It has ZERO emotion.
‘AI’ isn’t sentient. It’s a prediction engine. It mimics human speech. It has ZERO emotion.
🤣🤣🤣
Nine years since these disturbing scenes at Halesowen.
By the letter of the law, that’s probably a red card offence…
By the letter of the law, that’s probably a red card offence…
October 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
🤣🤣🤣
What a great column.
Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
What a great column.
See, this stuff really annoys me. It’s like Biden’s slow-roll of doing anything impactful after 2020. Starmer’s doing just the same.
The media is where a LARGE portion of politics is fought. Get in about Ofcom, sort it out, and get it functional again. Pronto.
What are Labour waiting for?
The media is where a LARGE portion of politics is fought. Get in about Ofcom, sort it out, and get it functional again. Pronto.
What are Labour waiting for?
The Public Wants to Ban ‘Politician Presenters’ Like Nigel Farage But Ofcom Isn’t Listening
Ofcom is failing to protect our democracy. It must be reformed. Unfortunately Starmer refuses to notice that democracy is under greater threat than at any time since 1945.
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/24/b...
Ofcom is failing to protect our democracy. It must be reformed. Unfortunately Starmer refuses to notice that democracy is under greater threat than at any time since 1945.
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/24/b...
The Public Wants to Ban ‘Politician Presenters’ Like Nigel Farage But Ofcom Isn't Listening
The broadcasting watchdog is refusing to act despite research suggesting a majority of viewers oppose politicians like the Reform leader being allowed to host current affairs shows
bylinetimes.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
See, this stuff really annoys me. It’s like Biden’s slow-roll of doing anything impactful after 2020. Starmer’s doing just the same.
The media is where a LARGE portion of politics is fought. Get in about Ofcom, sort it out, and get it functional again. Pronto.
What are Labour waiting for?
The media is where a LARGE portion of politics is fought. Get in about Ofcom, sort it out, and get it functional again. Pronto.
What are Labour waiting for?
Calvert-Lewin may score tonight. This changes nothing. Calvert-Lewin is a trap. That is all.
a picture of an alien with the words " it 's a trap " on the bottom
ALT: a picture of an alien with the words " it 's a trap " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Calvert-Lewin may score tonight. This changes nothing. Calvert-Lewin is a trap. That is all.
One Time Passcodes (which are actually every time you try to do anything Passcodes) will be the death of me.
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
One Time Passcodes (which are actually every time you try to do anything Passcodes) will be the death of me.
“A lot of people…” I fkn hate this guy.
COLLINS: Today you pardoned the founded of Binance. Can you explain why you did that?
TRUMP: Which one was that?
COLLINS: The founder of Binance
TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people.
TRUMP: Which one was that?
COLLINS: The founder of Binance
TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people.
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“A lot of people…” I fkn hate this guy.
The alt text is… 👨🍳👌
October 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The alt text is… 👨🍳👌
Spent a day at a care home, with people suffering from dementia.
More worthwhile and fulfilling than any part of my day job.
I have more thoughts, and feelings, than I'm capable of sufficiently articulating.
But I know we don't value or prioritise looking after our elderly as much as we should.
More worthwhile and fulfilling than any part of my day job.
I have more thoughts, and feelings, than I'm capable of sufficiently articulating.
But I know we don't value or prioritise looking after our elderly as much as we should.
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Spent a day at a care home, with people suffering from dementia.
More worthwhile and fulfilling than any part of my day job.
I have more thoughts, and feelings, than I'm capable of sufficiently articulating.
But I know we don't value or prioritise looking after our elderly as much as we should.
More worthwhile and fulfilling than any part of my day job.
I have more thoughts, and feelings, than I'm capable of sufficiently articulating.
But I know we don't value or prioritise looking after our elderly as much as we should.
Ironically it would have been better for America if he HAD won.
A continuation of the 1st term shitshow, in a “2 terms and done, get it over with” way, wld have been far better than the current “you DARED reject me? I will have my vengeance by ripping the heart out of American democracy“ nightmare.
A continuation of the 1st term shitshow, in a “2 terms and done, get it over with” way, wld have been far better than the current “you DARED reject me? I will have my vengeance by ripping the heart out of American democracy“ nightmare.
i will never understand how 77 million Americans thought empowering this was a good idea. our country was so lucky to survive his first term and he's much worse now.
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Ironically it would have been better for America if he HAD won.
A continuation of the 1st term shitshow, in a “2 terms and done, get it over with” way, wld have been far better than the current “you DARED reject me? I will have my vengeance by ripping the heart out of American democracy“ nightmare.
A continuation of the 1st term shitshow, in a “2 terms and done, get it over with” way, wld have been far better than the current “you DARED reject me? I will have my vengeance by ripping the heart out of American democracy“ nightmare.
I fkn loathe the Tories.
I hate Reform and their out and out racism.
But there’s a special place in hell for the Tories and their fascisty mix of racism and classism.
And Badenoch - the cognitive dissonance must leave her dizzy on the daily.
I hate Reform and their out and out racism.
But there’s a special place in hell for the Tories and their fascisty mix of racism and classism.
And Badenoch - the cognitive dissonance must leave her dizzy on the daily.
Mass deporting millions of people legally living here in order to make the UK "culturally coherent" is "broadly in line" with Conservative party policy, says Kemi Badenoch's spokesman
October 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I fkn loathe the Tories.
I hate Reform and their out and out racism.
But there’s a special place in hell for the Tories and their fascisty mix of racism and classism.
And Badenoch - the cognitive dissonance must leave her dizzy on the daily.
I hate Reform and their out and out racism.
But there’s a special place in hell for the Tories and their fascisty mix of racism and classism.
And Badenoch - the cognitive dissonance must leave her dizzy on the daily.