Stephen Will
@allorin.bsky.social
Striving for positivity and inclusion. Hoping for the best. Love all things FPL / comics / books / music / film. Die-hard Boston Celtics ☘️ fan.
Random thoughts on Substack: https://stephenwill.substack.com
Random thoughts on Substack: https://stephenwill.substack.com
Grow a pair, Sheldon.
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Grow a pair, Sheldon.
If I try and buy two packets (16 tabs x2) of Ibuprofen in Boots, I get taken into a private room where I have to provide a full medical history, 3x forms of identification, 10 years proof of address, and sign a statement absolving Boots of any responsibility should I take more than 2 in 6 hours.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If I try and buy two packets (16 tabs x2) of Ibuprofen in Boots, I get taken into a private room where I have to provide a full medical history, 3x forms of identification, 10 years proof of address, and sign a statement absolving Boots of any responsibility should I take more than 2 in 6 hours.
Happy Birthday Darick!
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November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy Birthday Darick!
OMG I absolutely lolled at this.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
OMG I absolutely lolled at this.
I’m all for stopping people adding teams like after GW4 or something.
FPL towers do it to boost their numbers, but it’s just stupid.
FPL towers do it to boost their numbers, but it’s just stupid.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m all for stopping people adding teams like after GW4 or something.
FPL towers do it to boost their numbers, but it’s just stupid.
FPL towers do it to boost their numbers, but it’s just stupid.
AfCon not a factor with 5FTs in GW16.
You can move Mbeumo out then, and adjust around that based on what we know at the time.
You can move Mbeumo out then, and adjust around that based on what we know at the time.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
AfCon not a factor with 5FTs in GW16.
You can move Mbeumo out then, and adjust around that based on what we know at the time.
You can move Mbeumo out then, and adjust around that based on what we know at the time.
Have genuinely reached the point of not caring, which is probably best for my health.
Have had zero emotional reaction or interest in anything that occurred today.
Rest of the season will be going through the motions.
Have had zero emotional reaction or interest in anything that occurred today.
Rest of the season will be going through the motions.
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Have genuinely reached the point of not caring, which is probably best for my health.
Have had zero emotional reaction or interest in anything that occurred today.
Rest of the season will be going through the motions.
Have had zero emotional reaction or interest in anything that occurred today.
Rest of the season will be going through the motions.
He’s a fkn Idiot. Unfortunately, his supporters are even more stupid.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
He’s a fkn Idiot. Unfortunately, his supporters are even more stupid.
Again, the 4th estate thoroughly fails us as not a single journalist asks:
“Ok, you claim slavery was good for Black people and gave them opportunities, and yet you are erasing all evidence of Black persons contributions to the US. How do you square that away?“
“Ok, you claim slavery was good for Black people and gave them opportunities, and yet you are erasing all evidence of Black persons contributions to the US. How do you square that away?“
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Again, the 4th estate thoroughly fails us as not a single journalist asks:
“Ok, you claim slavery was good for Black people and gave them opportunities, and yet you are erasing all evidence of Black persons contributions to the US. How do you square that away?“
“Ok, you claim slavery was good for Black people and gave them opportunities, and yet you are erasing all evidence of Black persons contributions to the US. How do you square that away?“
I know it’s of zero consolation, but this is helping me get over my own shit season.
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I know it’s of zero consolation, but this is helping me get over my own shit season.
We sent postcards with actual handwriting just this last month. We were on vacation - it’s fun!
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We sent postcards with actual handwriting just this last month. We were on vacation - it’s fun!
I feel your pain.
Literally.
We broke him.
Literally.
We broke him.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I feel your pain.
Literally.
We broke him.
Literally.
We broke him.
Sincerely believe Arsenal would have been fine if I hadn’t brought Gabriel in and capped him.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sincerely believe Arsenal would have been fine if I hadn’t brought Gabriel in and capped him.
No shots on target after 51 mins (and counting) is rough.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No shots on target after 51 mins (and counting) is rough.
I would have loved one, but I'm never fast enough to get one in my size before they sell out.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I would have loved one, but I'm never fast enough to get one in my size before they sell out.
Couldn't have said it better.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Couldn't have said it better.
"We are infallible. We can do no wrong."
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"We are infallible. We can do no wrong."
I'm just glad I didn't take a hit to bring Mbeumo in this week.
He's still a good pick, but that would have stung.
He's still a good pick, but that would have stung.
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm just glad I didn't take a hit to bring Mbeumo in this week.
He's still a good pick, but that would have stung.
He's still a good pick, but that would have stung.
