Stephen Will
@allorin.bsky.social
Striving for positivity and inclusion. Hoping for the best. Love all things FPL / comics / books / music / film. Die-hard Boston Celtics ☘️ fan.
Random thoughts on Substack: https://stephenwill.substack.com
Random thoughts on Substack: https://stephenwill.substack.com
If Carlsberg made defensive lines... #uclfantasy
October 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If Carlsberg made defensive lines... #uclfantasy
I’d be happier with my dicemen if I didn’t want to change 3 of them!
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I’d be happier with my dicemen if I didn’t want to change 3 of them!
Jealous of people I see rolling 3, 4, even 5 FT - I’ve got myself in the position of having 🔥s to put out everywhere.
Ekitike -> Woltemade, mainly as I’d already lost the value on Johnson, and didn’t want to lose a further £0.1m.
Johnson may go before tonight!
Good luck, everyone.
#FPL
Ekitike -> Woltemade, mainly as I’d already lost the value on Johnson, and didn’t want to lose a further £0.1m.
Johnson may go before tonight!
Good luck, everyone.
#FPL
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Jealous of people I see rolling 3, 4, even 5 FT - I’ve got myself in the position of having 🔥s to put out everywhere.
Ekitike -> Woltemade, mainly as I’d already lost the value on Johnson, and didn’t want to lose a further £0.1m.
Johnson may go before tonight!
Good luck, everyone.
#FPL
Ekitike -> Woltemade, mainly as I’d already lost the value on Johnson, and didn’t want to lose a further £0.1m.
Johnson may go before tonight!
Good luck, everyone.
#FPL
Easiest block today.
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Easiest block today.
I've had the 120, it's great, but the 90 is pretty much brewing perfection for me.
This is me at Monument Valley 2 weeks ago.
This is me at Monument Valley 2 weeks ago.
October 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I've had the 120, it's great, but the 90 is pretty much brewing perfection for me.
This is me at Monument Valley 2 weeks ago.
This is me at Monument Valley 2 weeks ago.
My bar restock just arrived.
October 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My bar restock just arrived.
Blocked him now of course, but every now and then I get depressed by who follows whom on here (as I like to think I’m following decent people):
October 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Blocked him now of course, but every now and then I get depressed by who follows whom on here (as I like to think I’m following decent people):
The trouble with the Leeds game, and one of the reasons I TC’d this week rather than later, is it’s in the middle of all this, and if City are 2 or 3 up, I don’t think Haaland stays on the pitch:
September 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The trouble with the Leeds game, and one of the reasons I TC’d this week rather than later, is it’s in the middle of all this, and if City are 2 or 3 up, I don’t think Haaland stays on the pitch:
Season is weird. I mean, Saka is 3.8% owned. And liok at who is ahead of Ndiaye right now:
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Season is weird. I mean, Saka is 3.8% owned. And liok at who is ahead of Ndiaye right now:
Am here. Filling my soul with all the good stuff the planet had to offer.
September 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Am here. Filling my soul with all the good stuff the planet had to offer.
My wife chose war tonight.
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My wife chose war tonight.
At the Grand Canyon. 1st time. Simply breathtaking. Photos can't really do it justice.
September 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
At the Grand Canyon. 1st time. Simply breathtaking. Photos can't really do it justice.
I decided to lay it on a bit thick:
September 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I decided to lay it on a bit thick:
Team value, you say?
September 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Team value, you say?
Is similar to my team, though I went Forest over Palace (could become a regret), and bigger in the midfield and defence. (At the expense of Haaland. Hmm. I might like your team more!)
September 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Is similar to my team, though I went Forest over Palace (could become a regret), and bigger in the midfield and defence. (At the expense of Haaland. Hmm. I might like your team more!)
Wait. What? Is this actual… POINTZ?!?! 3 from 3???
I’m off to put a lottery ticket on…
I’m off to put a lottery ticket on…
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Wait. What? Is this actual… POINTZ?!?! 3 from 3???
I’m off to put a lottery ticket on…
I’m off to put a lottery ticket on…
GW4 🚌
Pretty happy with this - away fixture heavy, but it’s West Ham, Burnley, and Brentford. 😀. Chill about not having Palace vs Sunderland - can’t target ‘em all, and I expect Palace to have a ‘Europe / no Eze’ hangover in the medium-term.
🤞 for a week without injuries.
Pretty happy with this - away fixture heavy, but it’s West Ham, Burnley, and Brentford. 😀. Chill about not having Palace vs Sunderland - can’t target ‘em all, and I expect Palace to have a ‘Europe / no Eze’ hangover in the medium-term.
🤞 for a week without injuries.
August 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
GW4 🚌
Pretty happy with this - away fixture heavy, but it’s West Ham, Burnley, and Brentford. 😀. Chill about not having Palace vs Sunderland - can’t target ‘em all, and I expect Palace to have a ‘Europe / no Eze’ hangover in the medium-term.
🤞 for a week without injuries.
Pretty happy with this - away fixture heavy, but it’s West Ham, Burnley, and Brentford. 😀. Chill about not having Palace vs Sunderland - can’t target ‘em all, and I expect Palace to have a ‘Europe / no Eze’ hangover in the medium-term.
🤞 for a week without injuries.
If only the game was about making money:
August 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
If only the game was about making money:
What a shower of shite. Need a miracle from Liverpool tomorrow.
August 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What a shower of shite. Need a miracle from Liverpool tomorrow.
Alas and alack, US only. In fairness, I already have the hardbacks.
August 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Alas and alack, US only. In fairness, I already have the hardbacks.
What’s not to like?
August 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What’s not to like?