For $12.00 per gourd, they're going to have to do a little more than sit there and look pretty.

Decorative gourds? In this economy?

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

hell yeah dude fucking sue these dipshits trying to get like, Oryx and Crake and shit out of school libraries. ruin their lives. make examples of them to all the other lead-poisoned facebook users who have nothing better to do www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

So. Sweet.

Here's a picture of my dog sleeping

I'm heading out now to get a treat for tonight!

🥺

I didn't buy myself a little treat for tonight and I'm devastated.

It's enough to drive you insane watching the government constantly doing crimes and then calling a press conference to say "The real crime is when people say we're doing crimes, and we have to stop it"

a hashbrown printer could fix me

The Ontario SPCA is reducing adoption fees this weekend!
www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/artic...

oh, the mysterious knocking on the walls at night? yeah, the guy who was murdered in this house loved knocking. he loved it so much

She's perfect. I love her tuxedo!

Omg, who is this? A puppy?

Treat yourself to scream laughing a little today.

Yes, perfect!

They're on the front.

Sometimes.

Hank!

Here's a picture of my dog.

As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today

me: do you take walk-ins?

employee: ma’am this is a crematorium

How many posts do you have to read for the equivalent of 1 book?