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Aka Meatfork
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lover of Stanford football, SF Giants, C4L, tacos, Reese's PB cups and salty carbs.
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It’s important to get ahead of this, so, straight from a public health expert:

RFK Jr. is the Secretary of HHS

A furry is a kind of pervert or full-stack developer who is also a dog online.

NO, we don’t know what RFK’s fursona is - YET. And YES, we are trying to find out ASAP. Please give us time
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Kanopy is amazing!!! Their selection of The Great Courses is amazing and is the perfect "let me listen to this lecture as I drift off to sleep" show.
Reminder that not only do library systems have physical media (& many also lend tools, electronics etc), your library card may give you access to streamers Kanopy and Hoopla. We just watched Francis Ford Coppola’s adaptation of The Rainmaker via a hoopla the other night. Pretty good!
“As prices for streaming subscriptions continue to soar and finding movies to watch, new and old, is becoming harder as the number of streaming services continues to grow, people are turning to the unexpected last stronghold of physical media: the public library.”
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Would pay for standalone HBO/TCM. No filler, all bangers
ICYMI from last night: WB Discovery confirmed that TCM will be part of the studios & streaming division that Netflix is trying to buy.

Here's looking at you, Ted? www.vulture.com/article/tcm-...
Netflix and TCM: The Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship?
Turns out, Turner Classic Movies is included in Netflix’s deal with Warner Bros.
www.vulture.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Young Helen Mirren.

Nothing wrong with that.
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
evergreen post
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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My good friend and Wits co-conspirator John Munson had a stroke last February. Tonight, he took the stage with the New Standards for their annual holiday show, played, sang, joked, charmed a huge packed theater.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Portugal walks into knock-out stage

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December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I have a burrito

All is well
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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As a woman in media who has for decades done a lot of difficult investigative reporting, sometimes involving famous people, who has been ethical about it the entire fucking time, I want a Pulitzer for not popping off about this in public (prayers up for my long suffering Signal pals & group chats)
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I just felt a disturbance in the force ... almost like someone is transporting me back to 1977
It's Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of 'Star Wars' Is Coming Back to Theaters
Lucasfilm is celebrating the film's 50th anniversary on February 17, 2027, in the best possible way.
gizmodo.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yep, this tracks
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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"Float On" Modest Mouse
YouTube video by Bev and Bob Style Music
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old

192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Just bought a bunch of peonies and of course the 20% rule applies.

20% of the peonies won't open
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Excellency?? Fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"I wouldn't put that into an email ... better to make a direct call."
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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From the Far Side collection
Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Oregon QBs battling on a Sunday night.
Bo Nix has that dawg in him
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I would tell Lane Kiffin to go shit in his hat re: not coaching Old Miss in the playoffs ... but he wears a visor
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Bo Nix has that dawg in him
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM