Aka Meatfork
@akameatfork.bsky.social
lover of Stanford football, SF Giants, C4L, tacos, Reese's PB cups and salty carbs.
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December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Young Helen Mirren.
Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that.
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Young Helen Mirren.
Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
evergreen post
Dismukes
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
evergreen post
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My good friend and Wits co-conspirator John Munson had a stroke last February. Tonight, he took the stage with the New Standards for their annual holiday show, played, sang, joked, charmed a huge packed theater.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My good friend and Wits co-conspirator John Munson had a stroke last February. Tonight, he took the stage with the New Standards for their annual holiday show, played, sang, joked, charmed a huge packed theater.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
Portugal walks into knock-out stage
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December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Portugal walks into knock-out stage
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I have a burrito
All is well
All is well
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I have a burrito
All is well
All is well
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As a woman in media who has for decades done a lot of difficult investigative reporting, sometimes involving famous people, who has been ethical about it the entire fucking time, I want a Pulitzer for not popping off about this in public (prayers up for my long suffering Signal pals & group chats)
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
As a woman in media who has for decades done a lot of difficult investigative reporting, sometimes involving famous people, who has been ethical about it the entire fucking time, I want a Pulitzer for not popping off about this in public (prayers up for my long suffering Signal pals & group chats)
I just felt a disturbance in the force ... almost like someone is transporting me back to 1977
It's Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of 'Star Wars' Is Coming Back to Theaters
Lucasfilm is celebrating the film's 50th anniversary on February 17, 2027, in the best possible way.
gizmodo.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I just felt a disturbance in the force ... almost like someone is transporting me back to 1977
Yep, this tracks
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yep, this tracks
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"Float On" Modest Mouse
YouTube video by Bev and Bob Style Music
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Just bought a bunch of peonies and of course the 20% rule applies.
20% of the peonies won't open
20% of the peonies won't open
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Just bought a bunch of peonies and of course the 20% rule applies.
20% of the peonies won't open
20% of the peonies won't open
Excellency?? Fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Excellency?? Fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.
"I wouldn't put that into an email ... better to make a direct call."
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
"I wouldn't put that into an email ... better to make a direct call."
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
Oregon QBs battling on a Sunday night.
Bo Nix has that dawg in him
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oregon QBs battling on a Sunday night.
I would tell Lane Kiffin to go shit in his hat re: not coaching Old Miss in the playoffs ... but he wears a visor
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I would tell Lane Kiffin to go shit in his hat re: not coaching Old Miss in the playoffs ... but he wears a visor
Bo Nix has that dawg in him
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Bo Nix has that dawg in him
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
Breakfast of Champions
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Breakfast of Champions
Thanksgiving plans:
RN - visiting dad in skilled nursing
Noon - quesabirria tacos & Negra Modelo
1p - home for football & Legos
3p - nap??
4:30p - more football & Legos
6:30 - ribeye, hasselback potatoes & fennel salad
7:30 - Legos and 1917 w/ Roger Deakins commentary
10p - bed
RN - visiting dad in skilled nursing
Noon - quesabirria tacos & Negra Modelo
1p - home for football & Legos
3p - nap??
4:30p - more football & Legos
6:30 - ribeye, hasselback potatoes & fennel salad
7:30 - Legos and 1917 w/ Roger Deakins commentary
10p - bed
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Thanksgiving plans:
RN - visiting dad in skilled nursing
Noon - quesabirria tacos & Negra Modelo
1p - home for football & Legos
3p - nap??
4:30p - more football & Legos
6:30 - ribeye, hasselback potatoes & fennel salad
7:30 - Legos and 1917 w/ Roger Deakins commentary
10p - bed
RN - visiting dad in skilled nursing
Noon - quesabirria tacos & Negra Modelo
1p - home for football & Legos
3p - nap??
4:30p - more football & Legos
6:30 - ribeye, hasselback potatoes & fennel salad
7:30 - Legos and 1917 w/ Roger Deakins commentary
10p - bed
Just finished a mess of appropriately-spiced* Thai food and now ready for a nap.
*spice options were:
Mild
Spicy
Appropriate Spicy
Thai Spicy
*spice options were:
Mild
Spicy
Appropriate Spicy
Thai Spicy
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just finished a mess of appropriately-spiced* Thai food and now ready for a nap.
*spice options were:
Mild
Spicy
Appropriate Spicy
Thai Spicy
*spice options were:
Mild
Spicy
Appropriate Spicy
Thai Spicy
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM