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Aka Meatfork
@akameatfork.bsky.social
lover of Stanford football, SF Giants, C4L, tacos, Reese's PB cups and salty carbs.
Yep, this tracks
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"I wouldn't put that into an email ... better to make a direct call."
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Been a nice day - here's progress after bags 3 & 4
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Breakfast of Champions
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Here's the progress after bag 2 (of 28)
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Well, last Black Friday I purchased this Lego set.

Time to start ENDURANCE #Lego10335
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Señores y señoras

Nosotros tenemos más influencia con sus hijos que tú tiene, pero los queremos

Creado y regado de Los Angeles, Juana's Addicción
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Pretty sure they got ahold of this book
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
this is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Good News/Bad News:

BN: sleeping in a hospital sucks

GN: hospital ice is undefeated

(I call bullshit on the sleep time - felt more like 4h17m)
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Someday I'll write a very long thread about this small 4 bed unit. Today is not that day.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Updated Schoolhouse Rocks - It Takes 3 (which is a magic number)

#YesItIs
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Whomp Womp
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🤷🏼‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Sir, he's gone. He can't hurt you anymore and you're finally safe. Please hold it together until after the kids leave. I've prepared your crying chamber in Air Force One."
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Saw this, and immediately thought of @jimmypardo.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Post a witch
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm this guy (the camera operator could have used his help)
October 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Went to the dump/transfer station this morning. It's been a moment, but that place has a smell that hasn't changed in 30+ years. The only thing to get it out of my nasal passages? Quesabirria tacos
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Do it for this guy
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
October 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM