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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 2d

nice 👀

Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 2d

You probably have not heard them but I’ll take any opportunity to mention them and hopefully find more people to like them too so I can talk about them sooo Trousdale 🩵💚🩷

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 2d

won a free beer during quiz night for writing a song on Life of a Showgirl that no one else answered 👀 finally swiftieism is a useful skill in real life too 🥳🫶🏼

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 3d

I should not be allowed stuff… everything in my apartment should be bubble wrapped… I’m too clumsy to exist 😭

Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 5d

“I saw a secret path” on the way to secrets!! 👀

Artreus standing on a platform reading “ég sjá leynistigr” in runes.

Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 5d

Love replaying God Of War (shhh totally not the second time this year ALONE… for the first game… also played AND replayed Ragnarök whoops 😶) so my rune reading ability can finally come in handy and I can feel like I didn’t learn it in vain 😂😂

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 7d

Haven’t posted in almost a week whoops 🫣 but I have nothing to say here’s a seal I saw tho 👀🦭

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 7d

Socks that match my mental state today

They have that one scream painting that’s meant to evoke mental illness of some sort and I forget what kind, but it speaks to me deeply right now

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Kay😽 @kayleigh-b.swifties.social · 12d

My hatred for Spotify has been amplified!

Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 12d

so I don’t have Spotify myself and haven’t for a long ass time, but I heard they are literally running ads for ICE now?? BOYCOTT 🗣️ SPOTIFY 🗣️ like WHAT even is the excuse to use it anymore 🥲 they don’t pay artists either, the sound is 1000x better on Apple or Tidal… if it’s money Youtube is also free

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 12d

AND don’t have that annoying ass shuffle thing (not that google is good either and Idk if Deezer is still free too but STILL 😭) at least Youtube pays us ad revenue gdkdvdjdv

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 12d

so I don’t have Spotify myself and haven’t for a long ass time, but I heard they are literally running ads for ICE now?? BOYCOTT 🗣️ SPOTIFY 🗣️ like WHAT even is the excuse to use it anymore 🥲 they don’t pay artists either, the sound is 1000x better on Apple or Tidal… if it’s money Youtube is also free

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𝔑𝔦𝔨𝔨𝔦 🔪🩸🖤 @willowvale13.swifties.social · 14d

My sweet angel besties: for those who can't access all of the acoustic files/voice memos, I've got you! I've added all of the variant files that have been released so far! ❤️‍🔥

I will keep updating if more files are being released!

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Taylor Swift in a sparkly dress sitting on the ground in front of a green mini piano. With the album title "The Life of a Showgirl" written in green sparkly letters.

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 14d

Eastern Australian humpback whale population now well above pre-whaling levels, report finds - ABC News 🦑🧪🌎

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there's 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is now greater than before whaling.

www.abc.net.au

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 14d

it’s only for a year in high school tho, but it is mandatory

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 14d

we literally have a whole ass class dedicated to ancient Greece in Denmark 🫡 more than our own mythology 😂

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 16d

my song Firefly

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 17d

just remembered these exist and like… this is what drove the plot of Starkid’s Firebringer… babies… mmmh babies… they are DELICIOUUUS

a screenshot of Asdfmovie 9 - a drawing of a bald man pointing and saying “excuse me are you gonna eat that”

a screenshot of Asdfmovie 9 a drawing of a bald man and a woman with shoulder length hair both looking at a baby the woman is holding in her arms. The woman says “no, you can have it”

Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 17d

my song Liberty

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Milk'n Cookies @milkncookies.bsky.social · 22d

I don’t think ppl understand the whole “who cares if nobody likes it! make content for yourself” is extremely dismissive
Bc we ARE making the content for ourselves but it feels /bad/ when people don’t engage or show interest. You can care about both at the same time

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no it's lin 💜 @infromthesnow.bsky.social · 18d

besties we've got to pack it up. those promo videos are AI generated. I realise it's probably someone on her team or who she's partnered with, but it's just totally indefensible to me. I hope taylor says something because artist rights are basically her only cause

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 18d

my song Land Of Dreams

Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 19d

Delicate

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 19d

actually the only flaw on this album is she wrote it with Swedes (op is a Dane)

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 20d

Just Fine - my song

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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 20d

All Too Well

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