Kris
@agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social
26 🇩🇰 | Will post about my own music, taylor swift, the witcher, starkid and any other tv shows, games or music I find interesting | they/them
My debut album Mortal Gods is out now!! Listen here: https://ffm.to/lnjqwyw
My debut album Mortal Gods is out now!! Listen here: https://ffm.to/lnjqwyw
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Kris
@agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social
· Jul 25
Kris Henriksen - Moonlight
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Listen to my single Moonlight here:
Very imperfect rendition of Safe and Sound 🫣
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Very imperfect rendition of Safe and Sound 🫣
Norwegian: “let’s be inclusive of nonbinary people”
Danish: “lol no ❤️”
Danish: “lol no ❤️”
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Norwegian: “let’s be inclusive of nonbinary people”
Danish: “lol no ❤️”
Danish: “lol no ❤️”
oh fucking finally 🫡🫡
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
oh fucking finally 🫡🫡
I was not prepared to hear Danish at the beginning of Frankenstein (2025) thought I clicked the wrong movie for a second 💀
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I was not prepared to hear Danish at the beginning of Frankenstein (2025) thought I clicked the wrong movie for a second 💀
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This is what Elon Musk looked like before he took hormones, had a hair transplant and plastic surgery.
All stuff that he wants banned for Trans people.
All stuff that he wants banned for Trans people.
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is what Elon Musk looked like before he took hormones, had a hair transplant and plastic surgery.
All stuff that he wants banned for Trans people.
All stuff that he wants banned for Trans people.
why is it impossible to find crochet patterns now that aren’t ai 😭
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
why is it impossible to find crochet patterns now that aren’t ai 😭
seeing Trousdale again in February 🥳🥳
October 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
seeing Trousdale again in February 🥳🥳
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we’ve lost the art of throwing tomatoes at bad people and i’m here to bring it back
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
we’ve lost the art of throwing tomatoes at bad people and i’m here to bring it back
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love fall beary mush 🐻🍄🍂 #art #illustration
October 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
love fall beary mush 🐻🍄🍂 #art #illustration
won a free beer during quiz night for writing a song on Life of a Showgirl that no one else answered 👀 finally swiftieism is a useful skill in real life too 🥳🫶🏼
October 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
won a free beer during quiz night for writing a song on Life of a Showgirl that no one else answered 👀 finally swiftieism is a useful skill in real life too 🥳🫶🏼
I should not be allowed stuff… everything in my apartment should be bubble wrapped… I’m too clumsy to exist 😭
October 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I should not be allowed stuff… everything in my apartment should be bubble wrapped… I’m too clumsy to exist 😭
Love replaying God Of War (shhh totally not the second time this year ALONE… for the first game… also played AND replayed Ragnarök whoops 😶) so my rune reading ability can finally come in handy and I can feel like I didn’t learn it in vain 😂😂
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Love replaying God Of War (shhh totally not the second time this year ALONE… for the first game… also played AND replayed Ragnarök whoops 😶) so my rune reading ability can finally come in handy and I can feel like I didn’t learn it in vain 😂😂
Haven’t posted in almost a week whoops 🫣 but I have nothing to say here’s a seal I saw tho 👀🦭
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Haven’t posted in almost a week whoops 🫣 but I have nothing to say here’s a seal I saw tho 👀🦭
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Socks that match my mental state today
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Socks that match my mental state today
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My hatred for Spotify has been amplified!
so I don’t have Spotify myself and haven’t for a long ass time, but I heard they are literally running ads for ICE now?? BOYCOTT 🗣️ SPOTIFY 🗣️ like WHAT even is the excuse to use it anymore 🥲 they don’t pay artists either, the sound is 1000x better on Apple or Tidal… if it’s money Youtube is also free
October 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My hatred for Spotify has been amplified!
so I don’t have Spotify myself and haven’t for a long ass time, but I heard they are literally running ads for ICE now?? BOYCOTT 🗣️ SPOTIFY 🗣️ like WHAT even is the excuse to use it anymore 🥲 they don’t pay artists either, the sound is 1000x better on Apple or Tidal… if it’s money Youtube is also free
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
so I don’t have Spotify myself and haven’t for a long ass time, but I heard they are literally running ads for ICE now?? BOYCOTT 🗣️ SPOTIFY 🗣️ like WHAT even is the excuse to use it anymore 🥲 they don’t pay artists either, the sound is 1000x better on Apple or Tidal… if it’s money Youtube is also free
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My sweet angel besties: for those who can't access all of the acoustic files/voice memos, I've got you! I've added all of the variant files that have been released so far! ❤️🔥
I will keep updating if more files are being released!
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
I will keep updating if more files are being released!
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
October 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My sweet angel besties: for those who can't access all of the acoustic files/voice memos, I've got you! I've added all of the variant files that have been released so far! ❤️🔥
I will keep updating if more files are being released!
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
I will keep updating if more files are being released!
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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Eastern Australian humpback whale population now well above pre-whaling levels, report finds - ABC News 🦑🧪🌎
These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there's 50,000 of them
Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is now greater than before whaling.
www.abc.net.au
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Eastern Australian humpback whale population now well above pre-whaling levels, report finds - ABC News 🦑🧪🌎
just remembered these exist and like… this is what drove the plot of Starkid’s Firebringer… babies… mmmh babies… they are DELICIOUUUS
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
just remembered these exist and like… this is what drove the plot of Starkid’s Firebringer… babies… mmmh babies… they are DELICIOUUUS
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I don’t think ppl understand the whole “who cares if nobody likes it! make content for yourself” is extremely dismissive
Bc we ARE making the content for ourselves but it feels /bad/ when people don’t engage or show interest. You can care about both at the same time
Bc we ARE making the content for ourselves but it feels /bad/ when people don’t engage or show interest. You can care about both at the same time
September 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don’t think ppl understand the whole “who cares if nobody likes it! make content for yourself” is extremely dismissive
Bc we ARE making the content for ourselves but it feels /bad/ when people don’t engage or show interest. You can care about both at the same time
Bc we ARE making the content for ourselves but it feels /bad/ when people don’t engage or show interest. You can care about both at the same time
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besties we've got to pack it up. those promo videos are AI generated. I realise it's probably someone on her team or who she's partnered with, but it's just totally indefensible to me. I hope taylor says something because artist rights are basically her only cause
October 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
besties we've got to pack it up. those promo videos are AI generated. I realise it's probably someone on her team or who she's partnered with, but it's just totally indefensible to me. I hope taylor says something because artist rights are basically her only cause
my song Land Of Dreams
October 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
my song Land Of Dreams