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Medium language model. He/him. No socialism without democracy and no democracy without socialism. Your “order” is built on sand.

Mostly here to get clowned on by the young ‘uns as part of the generational contract
Pinned
Just a reminder: if you’re not enjoying an exchange with someone on social media, you can just not (or block them if you can’t control yourself otherwise)

Life is too short!
I aim to channel this energy in 2026
doing it out of spite (against myself)
January 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
And why would the oil company lie to us? They’ve been nothing but trustworthy so far

(I’m not saying they necessarily MUST want the oil, just that taking anything they say at face value feels ahistorical)
The amount of “this is clearly about oil” posting across all platforms as story after story comes out where the oil industry is saying that the oil isn’t worth extracting is making me feel a little insane
January 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Imagine if the US Congress were alive to see this
January 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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And there ya have it…

Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I’d love to put all the ”Maduro’s dictatorship justifies Trump’s crimes” and “if you don‘t like Maduro’s dictatorship you’re supporting Trump’s crimes” people on a rocket together and yeet them into the sun
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
If you want abundance

You want democratic socialism
Holy shit it's real
January 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
BlueSky suspended my account for 3 days for a post that allegedly got removed for violating something about respectful discourse.

That's... literally all I know. Not what the post was. Not what part of the guidelines it violated.

I assume I deserve it, but... is there literally no way to find out?
December 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I keep seeing people say #Pluribus is somehow anti-collectivist

And I keep thinking: are we watching the same show?
I was worried that it would turn into a statement against collectivism. Sad to see I was right. 😭
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I think I have to approach LLMs in the same way I approach guns:
- expands agency
- Changes social dynamics
- Complicated to talk about
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
*nods sagely*

Odes before codes
nobody writes odes anymore. need to write less code and more odes
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fellow leftists:

You can do boxing and MMA. My partner has been boxing for ten years and finally got me to try it and, wow. It’s a blast
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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personally I can’t believe there’s so many leftists who, when presented the “automated” part of fully automated luxury gay space communism decided it was actually immoral to automate things
December 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I think some people on this site are extending legitimate moral objections to LLM use from areas where they maybe apply into areas where the LLM is basically a screwdriver
December 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Everyone is a target. Yes, them too. Also them. They haven’t gotten to them yet, but, yeah, duh.
Confused that folks think this regime has only one target at a time. That's not how any of this works.

They're targeting everyone all at once.

They're not "lining up their next targets". They're already acting to harm. Don't underplay what's happening.
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Confused that folks think this regime has only one target at a time. That's not how any of this works.

They're targeting everyone all at once.

They're not "lining up their next targets". They're already acting to harm. Don't underplay what's happening.
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Our Trans Healthcare team has just published a brand-new chronological timeline of Trump administration and congressional attacks on the people and institutions providing gender-affirming care:

unbreaking.org/issues/trans...
Transgender Healthcare: Timeline — Unbreaking
How the administration is breaking the government, and what that means for all of us.
unbreaking.org
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“Why did the chicken cross the road” is not different from the heart sutra
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Kacey’s mod has got it goin’ on
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The French midi controller with a honeycomb layout can’t emulate the layout of my button accordion very well because the axes are arranged differently

I am le sad
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
See the problem is that most people think it’s “as within, so without” when in reality it’s a lot more “as without, so within“

Don’t even get me started on “as below, so above”!
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM