Adam Grosswirth
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Pedantical cat. Smash resource. || "Unhinged but lovely." -@joereid
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STARLIGHT regrets at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
STARLIGHT regrets at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...
I skipped the intro and literally gasped when I realized what was happening.
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I skipped the intro and literally gasped when I realized what was happening.
I realize it's the hit from the show but you'd think they'd do an upbeat dance number. Nope!
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I realize it's the hit from the show but you'd think they'd do an upbeat dance number. Nope!
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Irene Cara and the most disturbing Marmaduke costume you will ever bear witness to? ONLY FROM THE MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE...
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Irene Cara and the most disturbing Marmaduke costume you will ever bear witness to? ONLY FROM THE MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE...
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Did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade try to get the cast of the legendary HILL STREET BLUES to do a musical number with the cast of
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade try to get the cast of the legendary HILL STREET BLUES to do a musical number with the cast of
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
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Oh, how I hate this tradition (no matter who does it). You can find all kinds of quite serious arguments about how it makes light of things that aren’t light, but I can never get over the basic premise that you eat a Thanksgiving turkey because it did something wrong.
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again? n.pr/48aUSmd
A tradition for turkeys: Another presidential pardon
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again?
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oh, how I hate this tradition (no matter who does it). You can find all kinds of quite serious arguments about how it makes light of things that aren’t light, but I can never get over the basic premise that you eat a Thanksgiving turkey because it did something wrong.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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What the whole DOGE atrocity should demonstrate is that, when given unfettered access to talent and resources, and an opportunity to create something new that is wholly original and from his own brain, Elon Musk could not deliver. All he managed to do was break other people's work.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What the whole DOGE atrocity should demonstrate is that, when given unfettered access to talent and resources, and an opportunity to create something new that is wholly original and from his own brain, Elon Musk could not deliver. All he managed to do was break other people's work.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Yesterday's Wordle!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Yesterday's Wordle!
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The pious, hateful and devout
You're turning tricks till you're turned out
The wind's so cold, it burns
You're burning out, blowing 'round
And if you've got no other choice
You know you can follow my voice
Through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town
You're turning tricks till you're turned out
The wind's so cold, it burns
You're burning out, blowing 'round
And if you've got no other choice
You know you can follow my voice
Through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The pious, hateful and devout
You're turning tricks till you're turned out
The wind's so cold, it burns
You're burning out, blowing 'round
And if you've got no other choice
You know you can follow my voice
Through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town
You're turning tricks till you're turned out
The wind's so cold, it burns
You're burning out, blowing 'round
And if you've got no other choice
You know you can follow my voice
Through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town
Never make a promise or plan
Take a little love where you can
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never stay too long in your bed
Never lose your heart, use your head
Nobody's on nobody's side
Take a little love where you can
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never stay too long in your bed
Never lose your heart, use your head
Nobody's on nobody's side
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Never make a promise or plan
Take a little love where you can
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never stay too long in your bed
Never lose your heart, use your head
Nobody's on nobody's side
Take a little love where you can
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never stay too long in your bed
Never lose your heart, use your head
Nobody's on nobody's side
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They said it couldn’t be done but we did it. We finished The Muppet Show! We thought we’d take some time to process our feelings and answer your questions. Thank you all for listening to this very silly thing for all these years!
www.muppeturgy.com/episodes/fin...
www.muppeturgy.com/episodes/fin...
A Very Special Muppet Show Finale — Muppeturgy
They said it couldn’t be done but we did it. We finished The Muppet Show! We thought we’d take some time to process our feelings and answer your questions. Thank you all for listening to this very s...
www.muppeturgy.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
They said it couldn’t be done but we did it. We finished The Muppet Show! We thought we’d take some time to process our feelings and answer your questions. Thank you all for listening to this very silly thing for all these years!
www.muppeturgy.com/episodes/fin...
www.muppeturgy.com/episodes/fin...
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
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oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
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another mess
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
another mess
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between this, Gatsby party, and Les Miz outing, sometimes it seems like Trump doesn't understand the lessons of the artistic classics he loves
Guys, he’s crashing out and playing “Phantom!” Glorious.
(video from Jake Traylor @ MSNOW?)
(video from Jake Traylor @ MSNOW?)
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
between this, Gatsby party, and Les Miz outing, sometimes it seems like Trump doesn't understand the lessons of the artistic classics he loves
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it brings me a tiny flicker of hope that someone as profoundly opportunistic as marjorie taylor greene has decided it’s fine to move away from the fold
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
it brings me a tiny flicker of hope that someone as profoundly opportunistic as marjorie taylor greene has decided it’s fine to move away from the fold
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Welp, I just used the word “pluribussy” and I hate both a) myself and b) that I know I’m not the first one to use it
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Welp, I just used the word “pluribussy” and I hate both a) myself and b) that I know I’m not the first one to use it
This is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is where I post from if you even care