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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 2h

This feels like a trap...

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 2h

Definitely the superior beekeeper.

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 4d

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads

They Oz you up, your mandyias.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They give you vast and trunkless legs
A sunken shattered visage too.
But they were Ozzed up in their turn
By Mandyias upon the sand
Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command.
Oz hands on mandyias to man.
Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can
Ye mighty and despair yourself

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Prince Charles Cinema @princecharlescinema.com · 7h

See how many you can guess from our picture round featured in last months PCC FILM QUIZ: HALLOWEEN EDITION! The quiz will roll back around for it's November edition in just one week on Monday 10th Nov at 8pm.

🎟️ : tinyurl.com/5n8jna4z

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7h

Last but definitely not least, 'The Core' (2003) RIP Tchéky Karyo.

'Seeeeeerrrrrrggggge!'

Tchéky Karyo as Serge in the film the core (2003). He is leaning forward, surrounded by mechanical and electrical details on the walls around him.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7h

'Phantom of the Paradise' (1974)
Well, it's Halloween so it's a requirement.

I love this objectively perfect film so much.

💕⚡BEEF⚡💕

The titular phantom in his mask from the film the phantom of the paradise.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7h

'V/H/S Halloween' (2025) I had spoilery thoughts and they weren't positive I'm afraid.

boxd.it/bADYVh

The masked and suited character from the segment 'funsize' in the film VHS halloween

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7h

'K-20: The fiend with 20 faces' (2008)

Shades of V for Vendetta, the Rocketeer, and the Shadow. Good pulpy fun with solid design details and some fun characters.

A tighter edit would have kept the action moving and the energy up. It struggled to keep my attention for the full run time as it was.

The titular character from the film K-20, the fiend with twenty faces. It is a figure in black clothing and a large hat with a mask obscuring their face, on a rooftop against a cityscape background

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7h

'The Beekeeper' (1986) Interminable male fantasy toss

This is what the most self centred men in the world consider a beautiful portrait of a struggle with finding meaning in the world?

At least it was boringly shot with flat colours and an awful soundtrack. Characterisation? Who needs it.

Urgh.

An olderan and a young woman stand in an empty greek landscape looking morose. From the beekeeper (1986)

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7h

'M*A*S*H' (1970) got a repeat watch, although it's been a while.

I mean, sure it's racist and misogynistic and fairly nihilistic but counterpoint; Elliott Gould is illegally hot.

Elliot Gould in MASH. sunglasses on, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, holding a red and white parasol and a beer

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 2d

Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no. Seeeeeerrrrrrggggge. 😞

Going to have to watch my fave in memorium.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 3d

Let's go to the *beach, beach*

a close up of a man 's face with the words ninki minjaj written below it .

Alt: a close up of Cole Hersch's face with the words ninki minjaj written below it. A classic vine

media.tenor.com

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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 3d

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 7d

remember: if you start your day earlier, that’s more day you’re going to have to get through, what on earth are you thinking

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 5d

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 6d

I might be about to buy my first ever Lucy and yak item because the drop has pomegranate vulvas on, and I'm nothing if not predictable.

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Cian @witchcian.bsky.social · 8d

LUCASARTS PRESENTS
Columbo in:
SCUMM of the Earth
#pixelart

a pixel art scene of Columbo doddering around rendered in a style reminiscent of LucasArts' Point and Click adventure games. Columbo is looking at a dog resting on the ground, with the inspect dialogue: "You're a real friendly boy aren't you? Oh, you're a girl." In his inventory is a cigar, an egg, some sunflower seeds and some dog treats.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 10d

Ducks are masters of land, sea, and air, truly fearsome

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 7d

fuck now i'm thinking of what muppets would've been at J6. need to sign up for some kind of trepanning procedure stat. it's miss piggy, dr teeth, and rizzo btw. statler and waldorf wandered in late after the violence had subsided mostly to roast people

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 7d

ken just reading this my brain immediately started compiling list of smurfs who would've been at J6. fuck you

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creeping deadthoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 7d

if you ever wanted to buy 28mm miniatures of the characters from Bottom, Crooked Dice have you covered.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7d

Feeling happy and validated every time I remember that John Carpenter also hated The Substance.

The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7d

'The Endless' (2017)
Wibbly wobbly brotherly trauma-ry.

Nicely D E N S E in that I now need to go and watch Resolution and then watch this again and again.

There's always an easy and natural style to their films that makes the complexity of what's going on feel like, sure, of course, why not.

Two men sit on a boat on a lake. From the endless.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7d

'On the count of three' (2021)

I'm not sure how I feel about this film... like the message, or the outcome or any of it really.

Two men stand in a tree edged parking lot, pointing handguns at each other at point blank range. From on the count of three.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 7d

'Omni Loop' (2024) Lovely. Took it's time and let the main character take hers too.

Beautiful score throughout, dreamy and thoughtfully shot

It didn't challenge any big expectations but told a super personal story through the magical realism lens of the world our characters live in.

Two women work at a laptop in a lab. From omni loop.

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