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the verse (2026, blumhouse)
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the verse (2026, blumhouse)
Ghostwrite a self help book in which Wile E Coyote explains how once he learned to stop looking down he was able to walk on air.
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ghostwrite a self help book in which Wile E Coyote explains how once he learned to stop looking down he was able to walk on air.
Got a couple full sets sent off today. Still a fair number of everything left. I thought I had a few of the out of print ones too someplace, but they haven't turned up yet. If they do I'll post those too.
Doing this again for a few days. Hit me up if you want a book. Pay whatever, we're clearing them out.
I unearthed a box of old titles I didn't know I still had. Make me an offer, I'll mail you some books.
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Got a couple full sets sent off today. Still a fair number of everything left. I thought I had a few of the out of print ones too someplace, but they haven't turned up yet. If they do I'll post those too.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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We’re turning lemons into steeply discounted books. Moving forward, we’ll resell returned copies for $13 flat, allowing us to recoup costs without counting returns against royalties.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
Returns! — Malarkey
Sometimes we get books sent back to us. Historically, this has always been very unpleasant because it means lost money, that we would count against an author’s royalties. We’re taking a different appr...
malarkeybooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We’re turning lemons into steeply discounted books. Moving forward, we’ll resell returned copies for $13 flat, allowing us to recoup costs without counting returns against royalties.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
Doing this again for a few days. Hit me up if you want a book. Pay whatever, we're clearing them out.
I unearthed a box of old titles I didn't know I still had. Make me an offer, I'll mail you some books.
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Doing this again for a few days. Hit me up if you want a book. Pay whatever, we're clearing them out.
Write a detective novel in which Paula Cole receives an anonymous letter suggesting she look for the missing cowboys in the yard of the woman with the milkshake.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Write a detective novel in which Paula Cole receives an anonymous letter suggesting she look for the missing cowboys in the yard of the woman with the milkshake.
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Did they ever actually make trash bags like this? That’d be cool.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Did they ever actually make trash bags like this? That’d be cool.
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Been real slow lately but we’re putting a couple books and a tote bag in the mail tomorrow. We can send you books and stuff. We would love actually!
Malarkeybooks.com/store
Malarkeybooks.com/store
Bookstore — Malarkey
You can order signed books through this website. Feel free to request a signature and a friendly note.
Malarkeybooks.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Been real slow lately but we’re putting a couple books and a tote bag in the mail tomorrow. We can send you books and stuff. We would love actually!
Malarkeybooks.com/store
Malarkeybooks.com/store
Write a psychological thriller in which no one thought to bring stuffing this year and now you must endure a stuffing-less holiday gathering.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Write a psychological thriller in which no one thought to bring stuffing this year and now you must endure a stuffing-less holiday gathering.
Remake Thelma and Louise with the pardoned turkeys.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Remake Thelma and Louise with the pardoned turkeys.
Write a romance novel in which gravy spreads item by item until each dish on the plate gets a taste.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Write a romance novel in which gravy spreads item by item until each dish on the plate gets a taste.
Write a novel in which green bean casserole fires its publicist only to find that its stardom was only ever a construct as mashed potatoes once again finds the spotlight.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Write a novel in which green bean casserole fires its publicist only to find that its stardom was only ever a construct as mashed potatoes once again finds the spotlight.
Write a prequel detailing the many, many crimes of which the turkeys are now being pardoned.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Write a prequel detailing the many, many crimes of which the turkeys are now being pardoned.
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New episode of Comic Strip out today at Farewell Transmission.
comic strip #9 - Farewell Transmission
by Craig Rodgers Craig Rodgers is the author of ten books, a handful of lies, and all manner of foolishness.
farewelltransmission.net
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
New episode of Comic Strip out today at Farewell Transmission.
New episode of Comic Strip out today at Farewell Transmission.
comic strip #9 - Farewell Transmission
by Craig Rodgers Craig Rodgers is the author of ten books, a handful of lies, and all manner of foolishness.
farewelltransmission.net
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
New episode of Comic Strip out today at Farewell Transmission.
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Pitch a Super Mario game where he's just doing a day of plumbing.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Pitch a Super Mario game where he's just doing a day of plumbing.
Pitch an American Pie sequel in which the original pie returns and sues Jason Biggs over paternity.
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Pitch an American Pie sequel in which the original pie returns and sues Jason Biggs over paternity.
Wish there was a song about what the lion is doing tonight in the jungle, the mighty jungle.
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wish there was a song about what the lion is doing tonight in the jungle, the mighty jungle.
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We have about five tote bags left, don’t know that we’ll ever get more. Snag one while you can!
malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
Tote Bag — Malarkey
A tote bag designed by Adrian Sobol, author of Hair Shirt and The Life of the Party Is Harder to Find Until You’re the Last One Around . Fill it with books! These totes will be printed in Tulsa, O...
malarkeybooks.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We have about five tote bags left, don’t know that we’ll ever get more. Snag one while you can!
malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
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Write a tell all revealing Kenneth actually knew the frequency the whole time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Write a tell all revealing Kenneth actually knew the frequency the whole time.