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I have two copies of Detective Novel that were supposed to go somewhere and now they're not. Send me $5 for shipping and I'll just mail you one.
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strongly recommend you take advantage of this wild deal! DETECTIVE NOVEL is great!
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I have two copies of Detective Novel that were supposed to go somewhere and now they're not. Send me $5 for shipping and I'll just mail you one.
abasketofcraig.bsky.social
I have two copies of Detective Novel that were supposed to go somewhere and now they're not. Send me $5 for shipping and I'll just mail you one.
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Malarkey should put in a bid to buy Warner Bros.
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Feeding the raccoons lasagna tonight.
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Why did I capitalize lasagna?
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Write a conspiracy thriller alleging Garfield has points on the backend for Lasagna sales.
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Nobody talks about mom when her hands rise to cover her face. Where did she go?
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I’m currently at a pop culture convention with 120k+ attendees where there’s Game of Thrones stuff literally everywhere, and the Marvel TV panel was so overpacked they had to shut down the floor. But I will agree people do not talk about Succession quite as often as when it was airing every week.
Nobody really talks about Succession anymore. Or Game of Thrones. Sort of confirms my thesis that, with rare exceptions, television does not really matter.
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Going to the store to get a tea to drink before I go to the store.
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In the Air Tonight is on the radio 30% of the time when I start my car.
abasketofcraig.bsky.social
Write a tell all revealing Carly Simon's scathing hit You're So Vain is about Joey from Full House.
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Write a satirical novel in which Paramount buys MAD Magazine and puts Alfred E Neuman in charge of CBS News.
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Write a satirical novel in which Paramount buys MAD Magazine and puts Alfred E Neuman in charge of CBS News.
abasketofcraig.bsky.social
Good name for a spooky bar if your name's Dan.
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A Google search for "dan's macabre" yields 119 results.
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Write an alternate history novel in which The Cure is in love on a day other than Friday.
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Wait, 8 years. Shit.
abasketofcraig.bsky.social
The publisher I'd been talking to on this passed. If somebody wants to scoop it up for next year, let's talk. I have an offer for it in 2027, but if I take that deal then 2026 will be the first time in 7 years that I didn't release a book.
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Write a horror novel in which a drowning priest accidentally blesses the sea and the countless dead held in the cold depths are released in a single terrible eruption.