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Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot)

@ab9rf.bsky.social

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DFHack lead developer. Extra class amateur AB9RF. Various other things. Law student in a prior millennium.

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Snitty 🦃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 16h

I am so tired of the ersatz working-class mama's boy oysterman and I am very ready for him to go away.

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Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot) @ab9rf.bsky.social · 18m

are they letting AI write the timeline now?

Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot) @ab9rf.bsky.social · 53m

of course not, such a thing is against the natural order of things. mostly this is the millenial dominionists continuing to try to foster armageddon and the second coming of christ

Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot) @ab9rf.bsky.social · 1h

put the foot back in football

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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 1h

A reminder that less than two months ago, the Trump administration abruptly ended the federal government's 27-year practice of collecting data on hunger and food insecurity.

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 22h

finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever

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Robin Bradford @tuphlos.bsky.social · 22h

The longer i stay on the couch, the higher the probability of a pantry invasion.

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 22h

The results are in: the following entries have all miraculously tied for first place in the contest for Best Halloween Costume of 2025!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22h

If they're still in extra innings when the time change happens, we all go to the warp zone

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22h

they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever

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Chron.com @chron.com · 1d

"The more rainbows I can paint, the better."

After Greg Abbott took theirs, Houstonians are painting rainbows everywhere

"The more rainbows I can paint, the better."

bit.ly

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Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot) @ab9rf.bsky.social · 22h

I am hoping for a walk off catcher interference

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.308s and Heartbreak @emilbarr.bsky.social · 23h

Unfortunately, a falling tree can bring down anything in its path.

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 1d

OpenAI is a social arsonist.

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 2d

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 1d

All political ads should feature the candidate petting a cat

Zohran petting a bodega cat. The subtitles say “How are you, chief?” And also have Arabic that I cannot seem to properly copy and paste but I assume says the same.

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Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong @misscantbewrong.bsky.social · 1d

If EPD had not blocked off the street to traffic Oakton at Ridge we would have been able to go to the scene and record/witness

They supported ICE/CBP

they prevented Evanston residents from responding to the scene

Evanstonians should be able to respond en masse without interference from EPD.

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jen by. @jenbyers.com · 1d

oh god,
i booked a hotel near the concert.
it seemed to be a wedding venue.
great!

upon arriving, the vibes were ✨weird✨

turns out the place is a converted mental asylum.

it's about 1/2 mile away from the local "irish famine graveyard" & opened in 1855 — 3 years after the famine "ended."

whelp.

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Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot) @ab9rf.bsky.social · 1d

my whole family is awash in autoimmune conditions, basically everyone on my mother's side has at least one and often several - for me, it's psoriasis, and i'm relatively lucky

Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot) @ab9rf.bsky.social · 1d

they don't want to talk about it because then people might find out the degree to which _they_ are buddy buddy with the nazis

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

What he said: 💯 🎯

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Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot) @ab9rf.bsky.social · 1d

Yup. Which just illustrates that human stupidity knows no bounds

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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 1d

In Los Gatos, California, the Tesla dealership started parking cars in the parking lane to block the view of #teslatakedown protestors from passing traffic. So the team put their heads together and deployed this today. (Second pic is the backside of the banner.) A+ creativity.

A huge banner on some kind of rigging suspended above a line of Teslas parked on the street. The banner reads "lemon law returns, park here" with big red arrows pointed at the Teslas 🤣 #teslatakedown

On the left is the Tesla dealership. The back of the banner, which is currently facing the dealership, reads

Don't buy Tesla. #1 crash rate. #1 fatality rate. You're better than Tesla.

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Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot) @ab9rf.bsky.social · 1d

the evangelical christians that support MAGA generally don't consider catholics to be true christians, much as they don't consider latin americans true people

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