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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary

@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social

510 followers 490 following 1.1K posts

I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 16d

ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1m

On here, right? Not on IG! I don't wanna get in trouble again

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 2m

#goals

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 4m

They sat there, feeling happy together.

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 3m

Aghhh i forgot alt again: it's elmo being pulled shamefully into a box to hide himself

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 5m

I'm not even joking when i say the algorithm showed me this immediately after a posted a screenshot of my joke that taylor swift stole to IG

elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf

ALT: elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 12m

No one click on that hashtag tho, i doubt it leads to this guy

a cartoon mouse says just a little more while holding a pile of carrots

Alt: a cartoon mouse "Gus" says just a little more while holding a pile of cheese

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 14m

Ooohh or mice✨🐁 #GusStan

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 29m

Thank god! It's raining! I thought i was gonna have to spend this whole week wo a rainy window to look mournfully out of while playing REM on a loop

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 1h

Whatever you do, do NOT like this post!

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 31m

Anytime ✨

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 2h

I’m veloci-sexual I only date velociraptors

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2h

over analyze this:

meep meep meep meep meep, meep

meep

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 40m

A haunted house, but it's just full of phone notifications and calendar reminders

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

DISCLAIMER: not a joke. Just me moping publicly on a profile where 99% of my content is jokes. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming 📺

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

If you live in L.A. for too long, then move, you will feel like you lost most of your identity (and soul) somehow--which is crazy since i was never "from L.A." until i moved away

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 20h

At first i was curious and tried to count, but only got up to 4 before i got dizzy. So... you're 4 now, just fyi

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 20h

Spiraling is out, twirling is in. Pass it on.

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 21h

Define people though. There will always be some people who do enjoy it and some who don't, right??

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 21h

Woo woo take: I don't think art actually comes from the person creating it. So what an author thinks their book is about doesn't matter. All that matters to me is its meaning to me. And I say this as someone who writes. It's just not my place to decide my work's meaning to others

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 21h

Everytime one of you funny ppl leaves this app, you just give my quote posts of you more mystery, and thus, more power.
Soon, my moots and i will run this place....