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Grandmaster B-Hud

@yodacat.bsky.social

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Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher. Voted One of the Preferred Men Online.

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · Jul 1

This guy at my gangbang was so funny he made milk come out my butt.

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 25m

Ah, found us a guy that hates small business owners over here.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Oct 31

Book cover for Pet Cemetery featuring an angry cat’s face hissing as a silhouette of a man stares off. Text and title read:

I just
FED YOU
Stop yelling at me...

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · Dec 4

Say what you want about Italians, .

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 2h

Marisa Tomei shoot down my helicopter over the sea of Japan, spin it in.

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 3h

Mona Lisa Vito

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 3h

Happy “This is how Prager U rationalizes to children why Columbus isn’t that bad actually” day

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 4h

Mipples: nipples for Men

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 4h

Would it help if Jonathan Davis made a bunch of weird noises into the microphone for a minute?

Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 4h

🤌🤌🤌🤌

Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 15h

Thank you for explaining this every step of the way

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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 15h

Generated by Make it a Quote
User: yodacat.bsky.social
Content: You fellas talking about ass play?

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 15h

Finally my fake hair gets the spotlight.

Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 16h

Everything is a coin flip.

Call it.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 16h

Please stop quoting Benjamin Franklin.

Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 16h

The sphincter has more nerve endings than an entire chihuahua.

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 16h

Personally I loved Whose Line Is It Anyway: The Animated Series

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 16h

God I hope so

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 16h

.... Chuck

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 16h

The sphincter has more nerve endings than an entire chihuahua.

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 16h

You fellas talking about ass play?

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 16h

I blame the writers for this, not the voice actors of the cartoon.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BigCityGreens/s/kuoHLqSxMw

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 18h

no quarter given lmao

Matt Stoller & @matthewstoller • 2h
UPS had seven months of warning about the de minimis change, but is still taking packages w/o getting required customs info & is making tariff charge errors.
Nice use of passive voice though!

derek guy
@dieworkwear • 2h
i apologize using a passive voice. i was not born in london to a wealthy bank executive, sent to an exclusive private prep school in new hampshire, and then studied at harvard before larping as a champion of the people. you have to work with my low upbringing.

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 17h

Should have set down your traffic cone.

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 18h

*male

Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 20h

Knock and pull on the door anyway I bet they're inside waiting to make a new friend.

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 21h

riding in the car when my son (3.5) said “i have something silly to tell you. roll up the windows so nobody hears” and then he told us a clown is coming to our house. to live with us forever

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