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Glasgow Kiss

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · Apr 18

Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 6h

I'm pretty easy to take care of, just milk my venom glands and know that I never use double entendres I'm actually triple giving with poisonous single entendres

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 12h

Hitting an all time low.

Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 12h

You’re a wrong urn.

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 25d

Act when fear tells you to hide
For in the act you become stronger than the fear
You are in control.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

There's a person next door who sounds like they're opening the gates of hell every single time they open their garage door and I'm wondering how long it'll be before I sneak over and leave a can of WD40 at their door.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19h

Flying saucers now emitting jaunty tunes to not be mistaken for an electric car, it's jalopy ironic adjacent

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 18h

can’t spell disappointment without men

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 18h

Or ointment.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 22h

The outtakes of this are hilarious. 😆

Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

May the force be with you.

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Wiserafter90 @wiserafter90.bsky.social · 1d

"One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating." Luciano Pavarotti. "We all have our time machines. Those that take us back are memories. Those that take us forward are dreams." H. G. Wells.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

Every morning "So what do you want out of today" just to feel okay sometimes, for having my eyes open "When do we want it? Now" no this isn't one of those "Great because now is only when you blink" it's a waking dream is it "Yep" okay cool

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

look i may well shake out half a tub of grated parmesan onto my plate of pasta but i always do so through the little holes and not the giant spoon hole because i'm a lady with manners dammit

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

There once was a limerick at sonnetcon

But the reciter just kept going, on and on.

He looked at the rankings

But couldn’t compete with Tusk Jenkins

And just ended with sad face emoticon :(

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 6d

I shall just go back to putting shitposts in a bottle & hurling them out to sea.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a big slice of potato, covered in batter and fried, they’re nice.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

I’m pro fritter roll.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

Nicely done and also fuck you.

Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 2d

Imaginaro

Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 2d

Whenever I finish reading a book, I always go back to the front and read the first page again, that way it’s never actually finished.

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Wiserafter90 @wiserafter90.bsky.social · Sep 6

"Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for no longer being in a position to give bad examples." "Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire." Francois de la Rouchefoucauld.

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Wiserafter90 @wiserafter90.bsky.social · 5d

"Just living is not enough, said the butterfly. One must have sunshine, freedom and a little sunshine." Hans Christian Anderson. "The wounds and blows inflicted by men... render them less able to bear the afflictions of heat and cold," Theophrastus.

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