WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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thatweissguy.bsky.social
The silver lining to "AI will do this thing" bullshit is that even the things it *can* do cost the firms $2.50 to 4 for ever dollar spent by an end user, providing they're even paying for it to begin with.

There's no pathway towards cost reductions, either. If anything, it's the opposite.
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
It’s hard to believe I used to start my workout at two plates

That was stupid and I would do it all over again different if I could
Meme triptych of a man and a woman talking to each other before having a romantic kiss

Text:

I LOVE BRAVE GUYS

I DO SQUATS WITHOUT
WARMING UP
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Absolute legend of an artist
Movie poster art for Big Trouble in Little China
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jailrespecter.bsky.social
if you're worried that AI is going to have a monopoly on bad writing you can just go to one of the redscare subs on reddit and read people's poetry and attempts at literary fiction
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moonslutluna.bsky.social
pay a sex worker already and stop being so fucking weird

seriously. $20/30 minutes and I’m a real person that only consumes like a minimum amount of water to live
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Then they came for the robosexuals and I was like "Well, it's about fucking time"
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warrenterra.bsky.social
A decade ago we were told that every time you masturbate Jesus would kill a kitten, and it turns out that instead of that, every time Silicon valley techbros will burn down a stand of trees.
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
GQ doing a profile of an unsexy guy who dresses like a 14 year old boy who's mad at his parents is textbook DEI

A refreshing break from suave, dashing men we'd otherwise wish to emulate

I can't wait to see JD Vance on the cover of Vogue
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winemummy.bsky.social
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy.
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Are those flags behind him green screen? The whole video looks fucky
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
I opened up YouTube and this was literally the first video the algorithm offered me below the first ad post
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NEW HIT SONG - Releasing the Files (Trump's Epstein Files Saga)
Mr. Newberger's Al Funnies • 2.6M views • 3 months ago
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ohrobin.bsky.social
Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
It's not easy to get ratioed this hard

I'm old enough to remember when this magazine covered actual science, not just reprinting press releases
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Hey, remember when you covered actual science? This is not that
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
He can’t even dress himself and has all the cool and charm of road cone and GQ is covering him? Why?
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panchovillian.bsky.social
i still cant believe how much podcasts have brought about our collapse because why is anyone listening to podcasts and not music as god intended...

the world was officially doomed when men started podcast mics and not electric guitars to express their simpering incel resentments
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
I don't listen to podcasts

I have only ever listened to a single installment of one because a friend told me one of our hate-follows was going to get roasted on it

And they were